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Every day or half hour I suddenly wonder if Tumblr has content on a specific subject. I then seach and reblog that content for 10 or more minutes. That is how I function on here. Occasionally I will try posting "Original Content" but there's no guarantee.
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Mouthwashing is like Hamlet, in that a lot of people get killed directly/indirectly by a guy suffering from hallucinations who should have killed himself. Plus if you subscribe to the interpretation that Hamlet raped Ophelia (which is why she drowned herself) then you might see some similarities with Jimmy and Anya. Swansea and Daisuke are rosencrats and guildenstern.

Signalis is like Macbeth in that occult rituals and brutal cultures result in the death of innocents and tyrants alike. The hero is wearing blood stained armor, haunted by gods and dead lovers. No one can overcome death no matter their strength of arms.

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queenofsf

i don't know how i did it??? i usually draw one picture once a month, but this fandom has burned me flame

"There was no cascade resonance, but Gordon got his ass kicked anyway"

*Magnusson leads Gordon to the broken microwave*

i saw a drawing of Via Estelar on deviantart and i REALLY liked the detail of the blue converse that Gordon is wearing… it makes him seem too young among his colleagues and the serious organization he works for (except for his age)

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On the tension between the Adeptuses Ministorum and Sororitas

Excerpts of a lecture by Inquisitor-Professor Ziel Malthus of the Ordo Hereticus:

"Anyone who has been in a relationship or studied them from afar know that codependency is not a great basis for a relationship. Unfortunately, this toxic dynamic has been writ large across the Imperium with the Ecclesiarchy and Sisters of Battle. Without a constant external threat, both organizations become prone to mundane and extraordinary forms of corruption."

"Mundane activities provide the mental frame work that the weak willed use in dealing with the extraordinary. This is how diplomatic Xenos and Daemons are able to gain influence over our species. By presenting themselves as just another trade partner who will abide by local customs, they mute their victims sense of righteous disgust. Accepting a bribe from a recidivist is merely the first step on a path leading to making a pact with unholy warp-horrors. This tragedy is constantly occurring and being averted thanks to those who abide by the Pax Imperialis"

"As you already know, the Adeptus Sororitas can be divided into the orders militant, hospitallers, famulous, and dialogus. The first protects the God-Emperor's houses of worship. The second provides healthcare to the faithful populace. The third guides the nobility towards righteousness. And the fourth accumulates, disperses, and censors knowledge. Due to their culture of militancy and austerity, when the Sisters receive excess funding they tend towards over-preparedness rather than conventional decadence. That is no sin in this accursed universe and if more people lived like they did, we wouldn't have so many problems. But large caches of weapons, supplies, and useful information are difficult to maintain and secure. Inevitably something gets loose and causes havoc."

"The modern Adeptus Ministorum was founded at the same time as the Sororitas in the wake of the Vandire Heresy. The ministorum is meant to give the people a sense of purpose in exchange for their wealth and lives. Every cult of the emperor is unique but they must all pay their tithes to the Sisters. If they don't, they will be declared heretical and purged by the Sisters and any other imperial forces. This ensures that well organized and generous sects survive longer than fraudulent faiths. The flipside of this is that one cannot extract wealth from a cult if one does not know it exists. And so those hidden spiritual leaders who are best at keeping secrets also tend to tend to have more resources than those priests that are honest. As members of the Ordo Hereticus, unraveling these impious conspiracies will make up the bulk of your work."

"Without an external threat, the churches and sisters are like... It's like a pair of ourosbouros, the mythical xenos that feeds on itself for eternity... But mated together, if that makes any sense."

"The sisters will over extract from the churches in preparation for an invasion that never comes. That creates resentment in the starving masses and greedy nobles. They unite together to overthrow the faithful. They will fail and the Sisters will double down on tithes to prepare for another revolt, and in doing so, plant the seeds for another. This cycle is self-destructive, yet it does have some redeeming value in that it produces veterans with some combat experience."

"Apostate ministers will lie to the sisters, claiming diminishing returns from their coffers, while financing their own private institutions. Underfunded and austerity minded, a poorly led group of sororitas will make do with what they have rather than interrogate the matter. When crisis comes, the sisters efforts will be inadequate which plays into the apostate narrative. The sisters are portrayed as being useless and unworthy of the faithfuls support. And so the church leaders become ever more powerful while the Sisters are relegated to irrelevance. This can lead to the same societal power dynamics that allowed Goge Vandire to nearly ruin the Imperium."

"Ordo Hereticus Inquisitors and Adeptus Arbites Judges must be aware of these factors when they enter segments of the imperium ruled by faith."

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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

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moth-unit-00

Trying to comprehend this post shuts down my frontal lobe.

You need the context of these two tweets

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