We have a Hulk...

The fact that it budged leads me to believe one thing.

If Steve Rogers managed to make Mjolnir budge when even Hulk’s strength couldn’t…..

Something tells me Cap didn’t lift the hammer on purpose.

Lets see what we know about the scene. Thor and everyone else are getting drunk and having fun, yet We know for a FACT that Cap can’t get drunk. He has ALL of his faculties about him.

After Tony asks "DO I GET TO RULE ASGARD IF I CAN PICK IT UP?"

Thor agrees.

Nobody can even move it, except Cap. Yet he doesn’t pick it up.

My guess, he knew what kind of implications him wielding the hammer could mean, and he is not about to steal Asgard away over a drunken bet.

He faked not being able to pick it up. He must have been stunned when he realized he could, hence why we see his fingers slip up the handle.

He CAN wield the hammer but doesn’t want to brag about it.

In my humble opinion, this only makes him ALL THE MORE worthy.

In the comics he wields the hammer at one stage

A scene between these two superheroes would literally be the best thing ever.

#with tony saying ‘you look the same why you look the same’#and everybody else saying ‘well maybe the nose but they look compeletly different tony’

#'Hey Steve how about this: I put your suit you put mine and we will', #'No Johnny', #'Oh come on Steve don't be so serious about life it'll be hillarious', #'Johnny I said no', #'Tony was right you are grumply old man who doesn't know how to have fun',

#and then johnny would buy captain america merchandise#and run around in captain america pajamas with plastic shield#screaming ‘make way for america’#and ‘I’m gonna go america all over your asses!’ 

This just in: MCU fandom handles double-casting 150000% better than Whovians.

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

not flying sucks

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr united states

CALL LIFE ALERT A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN

#[muffled ambulance sounds in the distance] tony: STEVE are you OKAY do you need your WALKER (via fearthewintersoldier)

"Oooooookay.  That’s…weird."

"Four, five, six…subtle, guys.  Real subtle."

"Are you shitting me?  Covert ops, my Irish grandmother.  This is why you people lost in ‘Nam."

"Really?  With the budging in behind me, and the whole goon squad?  I am going to kick everybody’s ass on general principle."

#as much as I love steve being impressed like vaccinations! #smallpox is gone! #washing machines! #the future is wonderful! #I also want him to kinda be like #oh so it doesn’t fold the clothes for you? #I still gotta iron this myself? #Howard promised flying cars 70 years ago #Where’re the robots #unimpressed by the future tbh (via kehinki)

He’s also just so disgusted about everyone letting the alien thing happen. “WHAT AMATEUR HOUR IS THIS? CAN I SERIOUSLY NOT TAKE A WEEKEND WITHOUT YOU YAHOOS LETTING IT GET ALL WAR OF THE WORLDS IN A MAJOR CITY? I’M BEGINNING TO QUESTION IF THERE WERE ANY REAL WINNERS IN THAT SPACE RACE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING I MISSED”

outrights:

#please everyone stop writing steve like a shrinking violet he is a snarkmaster