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We have a Hulk...

@we-are-our-secrets / we-are-our-secrets.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Gemma. I'm a 26 year old, first time mum from England. I'm a huge fan of The Avengers, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Star Trek AOS and tons of other shows and films. I also love Jeremy Renner, Tom Hardy and Dylan O'Brien so expect a lot of them on here. I pretty much just...
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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER
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Best of Autocorrect

I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

I’m crying

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person: we're so cute we finish each other's s-
me: -olar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. and wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles. see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
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