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Heya, name's Logan, he/him, Just a Polish Queer guy of Neurodivegent flavor If you know my main, no you don't <3 (I'd rather keep them separated) Not a minor, minorn't, if u will

I post Sanders Sides, usually about the Creativitwins and Logan (sometimes Janus, but he's on thin fucking ice/lh), along with whatever else I find interesting Trying to be active in the fandom despite the long breaks between episodes because Remus and Roman still live in my brain rent free

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magicturtle

The saddest thing about the Pokémon leaks is the evident ignorance of folklore among fans. Sorry to tell you this western gamers, but your ancestors married seal women, were seduced by swans, and fucked half-divine giants. You just don’t remember.

Ok, let's break it down.

This is pretty much only true for Greek gods; Coyote, Raven and Anansi tend to be represented as animals, except when it's time for trickery. Also *gestures broadly to Ancient Egypt* I don't know what's going on over there, but you might want to have a look before you assert which direction the dude-to-animal arrow goes.

I know that a lot of mythology is open to interpretation but this is just categorically wrong.

Most versions of the story I was referencing have the selkie exist as a seal as her natural state, then she takes off her pelt to be a human for a day, then a guy hides her pelt and that forces her to stay as a human, then she is usually very sad on account of wanting to return to the sea, then she finds her pelt and immediately returns to the sea never to be seen again, often abandoning her human children!

In at least one version, when the selkie finds her pelt, THE CHILDREN SHE HAD WITH THE HUMAN GUY TURN INTO SEALS AND SHE TAKES THEM WITH HER!

No. Absolutely not. Please refresh your database of Orkney folklore.

correct, which is why these stories were safely stashed away in a server until some hacker decided to do some crimes at Game Freak. Right? These aren't published materials, in fact they bear all the hallmarks of exploratory materials. Somebody, wanting to explore and expand the themes of Pokemon commissioned these stories, and then, DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THEM IN ANY WAY! Most likely they were never meant to be published but instead were used, or not used, as inspiration for what would eventually end up in the games (also likely why they are all so similar). With the art leaks everyone seems to understand that these are unused concepts, nobody's saying "This guy who is drawn in a completely clashing style was almost in the game"

because we know he wasn't, this is clearly exploratory design. But for some reason this is not extended to the written stuff. Pokemon fans are treating all this stuff like it's canon.

Lastly here, I obviously couldn't tell you for sure, but do you think that maybe these stories that attempt at fleshing out pokemon mythology have remained relevant to the team? Like maybe they are a point in Gamefreak's path that would eventually lead to the lore rich, ancient world of the highly acclaimed Legends: Arceus? You know, the one with a Typhlosion who is literally a spirit? Could that be a thing that happened?

And the result is an entire generation whose mind is blown when they're asked to imagine a character who is a person, a spirit and an animal at the same time.

put the swans back in, kids need to know the ancient lore.

(tagging @axl-ion so they know I responded)

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Something Rotten!

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ariaste

omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.

OH MY WORD

YES.

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bambis-baby

I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME

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schmergo

I saw this show live on Shakespeare’s birthday and it was amazing!

They always leave out my favorite part of the song:

SO YOU WRITE DOWN A WORD

BUT ITS NOT THE RIGHT WORD

SO YOU TRY A NEW WORD

BUT YOU HATE THE NEW WORD

AND YOU NEED A GOOD WORD

BUT YOU CANT FIND THE WORD

OH WHERE IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHERE IS IT-

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

@petermorwood on the off-chance you haven’t seen this yet

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petermorwood

Like it…

And I’d like to have heard the missing bit as well, an evocation of those times when neither dictionary nor thesaurus nor synonym finder are of any help at all…

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inqorporeal

You’re in luck, they made a music video for it!

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