Screaming into the void...

clarissa mao has the funniest redemption arc in the history of fiction. former multi-billionaire daddy's girl mass murderer ex-convict turned electrician.

manic pixie dream divorced guy

#this is the plot of ted lasso

eddie diaz is so bad at playing it cool one moment he's saying that buck is "half a carla" and then the next he's telling him, "there's no one in this world i trust more" like he couldn't even hold out for 5 minutes

if your partner has had a really frustrating day and hits the wall of an interrogation room and his fist dents the wall and your wolf starts barking and through the small hole in the plaster you can see a dead man wrapped in saran wrap hidden in the wall, would you A) step out of the interrogation room to tell someone there’s a dead guy wrapped in saran wrap hidden in the wall, or B) say “oh dear” like this is only mildly worrying, make the hole in the plaster a lot bigger, drag the guy out of the wall while your partner keeps stepping on your foot, prop the dead guy from the wall up against a different still intact wall, use your pocket knife to cut into the plastic, shine all over the dead guy’s face with the flashlight you always carry with you, go “hm!” because there is an interesting smell, and then ask “why?” when your partner says he’s going to get the person in charge of the police station (where you just found a dead body in the wall)?

#i am. thinking about this again#the ultimate fraser personality test. he’s good at pretending to be lawful good but he WILL forget and/or ‘forget’#there is such a thing as a law the moment it becomes more interesting/expedient/morally important to just. not#idk. idk it’s not a day for smart thoughts but yeah. thinking (via @itwoodbeprefect)

there should be more fic about serene and luke girl best friends. they are soooo stupid and lovesick together. they talk endlessly about wooing and never do it. give them a break from their pick-up master boy best friend. we can’t all be so unintentionally good at flirting.

[ID: A tweet from Jeremy Padawar (@JeremyCom) reading “Poorly explain what you do for a living.” The tweet has been quote-retweeted by Sam Riegel, with the response “A nice man tells a fantasy story and I interrupt him with my ideas of how it should go.” End ID.]