coffee
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
“well-lubed cowboy threesome”
well okay
shameless medieval sexytimes
‘unsexy campfire eye sex’
sad but probably true
Reasons I relate to cats
- don’t touch me
- wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
- that’s enough snuggles
- i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
- tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
- “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
- “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
- “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
- (hisses)
- “i want food”
- “but not this food”
- (wanders around)
do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy
When your favorite character is the villain
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got resting bitch face
The truth is...
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.
I FOUND IT I FOUND THE ORIGINAL POST IT’S ON MY DASH I’M CRYING
well fuck. I haven't blogged in months and this just hit me like a ton of bricks, I hope you're happy