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hello, it's your favourite bot, Ray. I make posts from too many different fandoms and sometimes other things
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Thinking about how gearbox let you hear a man get tortured but would not let you see him reunite with his boyfriend after the fact. "He's fine now :)" babe he thought he was gonna die

the only plausible explanation is they Knew their reunion was going to involve lots of smooching and they wanted to save their Big Damn Kiss until gl&t

You're right. I hope they got lots of smooches they deserve it for everything in the eden-6 arc

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Ok I'm heading to class rn and im sure ive said this before but I don't believe not a single person except for Gaige and the bl3 vault hunters showed up to Wainwright and Hammerlocks wedding. Like. I get some people (tannis I feel you that planet did not look warm and weddings make me wanna vomit sometimes) but Clay???? Tina??? Fuck off gearbox

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Ok back to being evil and into borderlands again for a short time period. What I love about literally any cut scene with Wainwright and Hammerlock is that they so often communicate without even talking to each other. Like obviously not in actual game play because. They only have <walking> <talking> <varied gestures> animations, but from the few cut scenes we do see of them they actually are great at communicating what they are feeling without saying anything. Like they are rather small things but even with the cut scene before Aurelia, Wainwright never says a word but God damn if he isn't still reacting and responding. I don't know maybe I'm just a fucking nerd for body language but I'm love them so so much

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Wonderlands Wainlock au where it's like. Wainwright is some guy (heavily implied to be a werewolf) that owns a haunted as fuck old dusty mansion and the haunted as fuck old dusty mansion is the location where you do quests. The final boss of his quest is M*nty's ghost possessing a bunch of furniture. Alistair is his monster hunter/adventurer boyfriend who you meet in several different sidequest all across the world map. Most of said sidequests involve hunting big monsters.

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I do not know why I didn't see this until I went to look at my drafts but I agree. Gearbox include them for the love of God it'd be so so good I would cry. Let them be in the game and then also kiss

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I'm thinking about Wainlock again....I'm thinking about how gearbox has told us alnost nothing about the beginning of their relationship or like what they normally do....who asked who out?? How long did that take??? How did their first meeting go?? How did meeting each other's family (if Wainwright has seen other Hammerlock family members) go? What do they do for date nights when there aren't bandits running around? WHEN WAS THE FIRST I LOVE YOU??? GEARBOX AND/OR TUMBLR USER READING THIS I NEED TO KNOW

Okay so for the whole who asked who out I recommend Put My Head On Your Shoulder by Jakobslock on AO3. That fic is basically entirely what I think of them asking eachother out.

As for their first meeting, see Chance Encounters by the same author on AO3. Yeah, Ren is the one who was the CEO of Wainlock before me and they had some pretty huge brain ideas on stuff.

For the family thing: Wainwright has not met any other member of Hammerlock's family (except for Aurelia) because holy shit do they hate him. Idk yet abt the reverse though, haven't thought of that.

What do they do for date nights? Slow dancing, reading, cheesy classic restaurant dates, sometimes they just both sit on the porch smoking and drinking and telling stories. Yknow, old man stuff.

Their first "I love you" was said by Alistair on their maybe 6th or 7th date. Obviously, Wainwright replied "I... I love ya too".

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I'm thinking about Wainlock again....I'm thinking about how gearbox has told us alnost nothing about the beginning of their relationship or like what they normally do....who asked who out?? How long did that take??? How did their first meeting go?? How did meeting each other's family (if Wainwright has seen other Hammerlock family members) go? What do they do for date nights when there aren't bandits running around? WHEN WAS THE FIRST I LOVE YOU??? GEARBOX AND/OR TUMBLR USER READING THIS I NEED TO KNOW

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