It's my favourite dlc and my favourite game
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Did You Know?
- The story of Borderlands does not actually revolve around Handsome Jack, Timothy Lawrence and Rhys Strongfork. Other characters exist.
#real#i genuinely dont understand how people think about them so much#they are only able to occupy maybe .00001% of my thoughts if im thinking of blands#i mean jack sometimes a little more only in context of i think angel should come back and she should have killed his ass or something#but really guys? 3 boring men and two of them have the same face#Timothy isnt even inherently bad as a concept but like. explain to me quickly how much youd think about moxxi outside of their relationship#rhys... do i need to explain or#people make it seem like tales was some sort of romance visual novel and not a point and click with TWO PROTAGONISTS#STOP FORGETTING FIONA#anyway sorry for the rant beloved mutual banger post as always#borderlands#reblog
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happy borderlands movie trailer day! do not watch it legally as many of the actors are zi*nists!
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official borderlands twitter changed their profile background and um. Why does it look like a 4
board of directors seems to be in agreement
#well shoebox didnt hire me yet so i guess we arent using my fun and cool idea for borderlands 4 /j#i cant wait for them to announce it and make a bingo on how bad they are goinf to handle it and then play 800 hours of it anyway#borderlands#reblog#i am going to get so annoying if they announce a new game ❤️#half 'i cannot fucking believe you did this' and half 'oogh. new character'
This is highly embarrassing but I never played the bounty of blood dlc. In my 8ish playthroughs of bl3 I never remembered to buy the last dlc when I had the money. Blorbolands tumblr is it worth it I don't know what it's about in the slightest I'd be going in entirely blind
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"Omg Rhys acts just like Jack in New Tales!!!!!! He's so OOC and EVIL and he would never do this!!!!!!!" Jack would have airlocked Anu the first time she released the jabbers.
Rhys: Atlas is down in the dumps after the war with Maliwan. I'm scared it will happen again, we need bigger guns. I need to get this company back on its feet and I'm so fucking stressed and anxious and this woman just disappeared my assistant and something important to me.
A lot of you for some reason: omg this is just like the genocidal fascist war criminal
#for real#honestly. i feel like its bc they get shipped together and that caused a change in their fanon personalities#i mean obviously some people just miss the point but i never miss an excuse to blame That Ship#'if rhys isnt my uwu softboy with his controlling but secretly caring bf then who is he 🥺'#when in actuality the reason he is sort of nervous in tales is because uh. he works for hyperion and is heavily influenced by it#and also like. hes on a whole new planet with Murder#is it ooc or did they have character growth#is it ooc or did you mischaracterize them until they were completely different#blah#borderlands#rhys strongfork#reblog
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redraw of a 1 yr old art except i can't be bothered to add color this time (og on the right)
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Hello, Video Game Youtuber. Despite being a "lore expert," you appear to have not noticed that the main character of the game you love uses they/them pronouns. You have 30 minutes to speedrun editing the correct pronouns into all your videos or I will detonate the bombs planted inside your gaming PC, killing you instantly
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Borderlands dash simulator
(big thanks to @magnuficent76)
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She strong on my fork til im rhys [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] She fork on my rhys til im strong [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] She rhys on my strong til im. Fork [EXTRE
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What is the ceo of atlas doing on echoblr
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if u shame calypso worshippers for their "brutal" and "evil" practices your a jackass 😊😊😊😊😊
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you're*
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kill you're self heretic
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HUH????
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OP is a proshipper. Also they're a cannibal bandit
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NAHHH why are they always proshitters it's like these streamers attract the worst kind of siren simps known to man glad to know my mutuals are normal
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"And why he ourple" has done immense damage to me, a fan of slag,
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haha why is this guy talking about slag in current y-
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Me and the newest hunt! Don't you worry, the blood is not mine. On the most part.
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I think I hauve space hurps
#i hope that's the good usage of this phrase #still gettin' used to this site #apologies to anyone from the corporation who sees this by any chance
🍈 borderlander
Today's my first day of my trip to Pandora! It's such a nice change of pace from the cushy worlds of my home galaxy! I love the scenery!!!
🍈 borderlander
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rpf writers are so funny like
i havent even HEARD of most of these people 😂😂😂😂😂 who the fuck is timothy lawrence
#sasha??? who the hell is sasha??? #at least everyone knows who fiona is lmao #tho i doubt rhys would be into her
#LMAO#people who ship handsome jack and rhys in universe would they even know about the hologram jack or is it just because they are CEOs#'people will fucking ship anything i cant find a single mr torgue fic but theres thousands of fics for two ceos that never met???'#'and one of them was dead before the other even was relevant'#'rh*ck fans dni'#would ceos be like tumblr celebrities#would people post about them without knowing they were on there#also angel would be so active i just know it. a million sideblogs#'vault hunters coming to meet me irl for the first time wish me luck ^_^'#'hopital'#i feel like gaige and clay wpuld also be menaces#reblog#borderlands#fakeposting
Borderlands 4 plot the after-party for Wainwright and Hammerlocks wedding so wild that someone opened a vault by accident releasing a new siren power Phasetime (an excuse for the writers to rewrite time and save Angel and Maya) and the new siren is a trans girl whos egg finally cracked bc she got siren powers
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Hey is anyone else thinking about Angel's Art and sobbing about it today would anyone else like to think about angels art and sob today
#she did not deserve what happened to her#like ok. most people in borderlands didnt deserve what happened to them#but like. she didnt even have a support system of any kind. not during anyway#at the very least most characters (who arent pieces of shit) have someone whos like looking after them !#like gaige who was about the same age as her had her dad and a lot of the sanctuary crew im sure#but nobody trusted angel bc her dad and his shitty actions. and like i never played bl1 but from what i read#she seems to have tricked them. for her father. wow i wonder why she. a teenager. would have done that for the only person she ever sees#and then she got attached to them. and then they stopped trusting her. and who does she have?#long story short uhhhh bring her back shoebox i know you arent above fucking up your plots#she should get her own lil room at sanctuary. she can become the Weird Art Kid even. hi new VH i made you this drawing. be my friend pls#reblog#angel the siren#borderlands
You know while I was doing that side quest for Moxxi about that electricity guy or whatever I was thinking like. Why don't we acknowledge how smart Moxxi are her kids are. Like. She was like OK Hon give me three batteries and I'll make a "token" that will absolutely shock the shit out of him (but not you) so you may shoot that bitch. And like also besides that she is very good at acting. Ellie is also obviously very smart like she works on a fucking rocket??? And made a truck that you can run over people with for fuel??? And I didn't pay attention to Scooter that much (he's just not my favourite character) but he was also a mechanic of at least a similar caliber to Ellie. Like Tannis is very clearly smart but like. In a very different way. Sanctuary is full of smarties we must acknowledge this
#i dont wanna say why i think we don't acknowledge this because id be so tired and sad#I'd trust moxxie and ellie with life advice honestly. yeah i SHOULD kill that guy besties youre so right#text#borderlands#borderlands 3#bl3#borderlands 2#bl2#borderlands moxxi#mad moxxi#moxxi hodunk#Ellie Borderlands#Ellie Hodunk#Scooter borderlands#Scooter Hodunk
Started replaying bl3 again so here's a clip with the most exaggerated "🙄" you've ever seen
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I'm doing my part for the borderlands fandom by chatting with a guy and slowly introducing my love of Wainwright into the conversation to convince him to also like Wainwright
I did not bring up wainlock but he did after I started talking about Wainwright and he said he liked their relationship gamers are we winning or what
I'm doing my part for the borderlands fandom by chatting with a guy and slowly introducing my love of Wainwright into the conversation to convince him to also like Wainwright
I'm almost certain I've said this before but while we are talking about how the Borderlands fandom hates Ava for being A Child Who Has Emotions And Thoughts can we also talk about how her one Main Game side quest literally bullies her
#and like it wouldn't be an issue. if she had any other side quests#please compare this in your mind to Tina's blorbolands 2 side quest and just think on that#yes it is the fandoms fault for treating a child like this but also Shoebox did not help by making fun of her story#and then Not Addressing It More#wait post canceled i literally just tried to look her up for some info and shes got a whole wiki on 'loathsome characters' first result#WHAT IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH YOY GUYS#anyway yeah she literally is an orphan can we stop#text#borderlands#borderlands 3#i actually think she deserves to be 'annoying' (i dont really even think shes annoying). i think she should start kicking shins#ava borderlands#bl3