some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

they’re so embarrassing

johns ×2

lowkey getting envious of this amulet everyone is talking about. might go to such lengths to get it that i lose my own humanity and become a shadowy husk of my former self in the process? will update

do you think it keeps travis up at night that justin is effortlessly the gayest and cuntiest brother

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

Ibn Hazm, translated by Ammiel Alcalay, from "My heart," featured in Poems for the Millenium, Book of North African Literature,"

need to make a silly web weave with csh/will toledo “those are, you got some nice shoulders” bcnr/issac wood’s “you got great hips i’ve been shaking ever since” and then geordie greep “i bet your pussy is holy too” for my own entertainment.

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

my mutual completed a mundane task? well, i’m about to act like they ran for president and won.