MY WRITING WORKSHOP PROFESSOR IS USING A VIDEO OF SHERLOCK AND JOHN’S MEETING AS AN EXAMPLE OF WRITING GOOD DIALOGUE I’M YELLING
updated list of things sherlock has literally said
- who he
- laterz
- oopsie
- the frankly alarming shade of pink
- breathe it in, feel every quiver of its beating heart
- thank u
- i hope you didn’t mess up my sock index this time
- more likely because of the hideous pattern
- round and round the garden like a teddy bear
- I KNOW ASH! Don’t–tell me–I don’t!
- well that was tedious
- where is her case, did she eat it
- A RABBIT, JOHN
- …some sort of death frisbee?
- oh, that’s clever! is it clever? why is it clever?
- …a meat dagger
- you’re going in the water, short arse
the only conflict I had with the lads I did the sherlock escape room with was when they asked me how I knew the dead guy was gay and I said he had a heart shaped tattoo with the name Stephen in it on his leg and they were like that could be his own name
Lol - we totally stepped into the heteronormative trap. But fortunately we got help from Sherlock who immediately (I’m not joking) gave us a clue and was like:
„wOuLd He ReAlLy PuT hIs OwN nAmE oN hIs LeG?????“
*facepalm*
No, Sherlock. Sorry, Sherlock. He’s gay! Thanks for the help...
I am really glad that ^this incident now is public knowledge.
watching sherlock the way god intended
"frankly alarming shade of pink" he is such a bitchy gay i love him so much
trash!John - pt. 1
who is john. why is he locked. free him .
unlock him now on tumblr+ for only $2.21
so unreliably narrated bestie
love that no anti or casual could explain the vitruvian john and when they saw it they thought that those filthy johnlockers had photoshopped it
“During a train ride Jeremy Brett told a woman that he and David Burke were dentists. The woman was interested and asked which one was the anesthetist (the one that puts people to sleep). Both Brett and Burke replied, ‘Him!’”
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Bending the Willow (quote is summarized for space)
Legit Johnlock Scenes
Parents in law hearing things they probably shouldn’t…