It's a shotgun wedding!

i still can’t believe the stag night i can’t believe john with his legs wide open and sherlock so low down in his chair his legs wide open and then sherlock leaning forward and john leaning back and then john leaning forward and sherlock leaning back and then john getting on his knees and groping sherlock’s knee and his other hand just hovering over sherlock’s crotch and then sherlock leaning back again and john putting his little feets on sherlock’s chair fucking fuck end me i can’t do this anymore