The envelope says “Bub” ughhhh I need to cry on someone rn 😭
I just know that if this was unscripted the REAL Hugh Jackman would’ve done it!
I would sell my soul for an origins wolverine fanfic au
where Al or Vanessa give twenty something year old Wade a pep talk about dating grumpy, older men…aka Mr. Howlett.
Wade would be SO smug at first like pfttt bitch, who y’all think you are talking too… I’ve slept with men before this isn’t my first rodeo….type, but both Al and Vanessa still stop him before he leaves and start to give him unsolicited advice about older/middle aged men.
Wade plops down in the couch uninterested at first but then starts note taking in his small hello kitty pad bc damn was he wrong.
but ofc both Al and Vanessa are so wrong because who are they kidding Wade’s fvcking the wolverine, he’s not just a regular dilf!
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?!
I love/hate how self aware Hugh Jackman is.
Ok, but what if all the Wade Wilsons we’ve seen on screen switched timelines and they were with these Logans instead ?!!
Then what?!