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waterparks: a detailed history and timeline

waterparks is a pop rock band from houston texas consisting of awsten knight (vocals, guitar), geoff wigington (guitar), and otto wood (drums). formed in 2011, their first ep release and members solidified in 2012, most of the history of waterparks has been lost to time and funny lies that warped into lore.

until now.

disclaimer: do not contact/harass anyone mentioned in this post. their names are only being mentioned for historical reason and many mentioned are not in contact with the band anymore.

#oh also everything was written by admin iz <3333#i purposefully avoided some of the glaring details of the wreck that is awsten's relationships aren't you proud#and relieved#some of you better be waybacking this shit before some things can get sniped#bc i know some links will if awsten sees this#why i didn't even link the i was hiding video (directly)#wow look waterparksdrama doesn't even actually cover drama in this bc if i see it again i'd get another headache#look at how unbiased i am in this i didn't even mention how much i hate elijah in this#this is peak journalism right here#parx history
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Anonymous asked:

What's this about awsten being bald now what?

he's been making some quips about cutting his hair off and shit so i just assume he literally did have a britney moment and cut it off and we're not gonna see him without that beanie for a while - iz

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lightningzbolt

Awsten's new hair?

Look idk if Awsten is actually bald or not, he's probably just committed to the bit, but so am I. So, bald pony Awsten. I also wanted an excuse to make this shirt, and a bald pony tail.

#bald..... - iz
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Anonymous asked:

I'm Canadian help I have no idea what mr knight is going off about I'm so lost😭all I know is trump won which is Aparently a Very Bad™️ thing for basically everybody? But idk abt anything he's refrencing are y'all okay🫣it looks bleak out there

GIF by alfea

-iz

#i'm going to assume from the tone of this ask that you're very young so don't take offense at this#but google it#from what i can tell whatever circus happens down here is definitely gonna affect that prime minister election up there
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Anonymous asked:

How does awsten expect to grow hiidef when he keeps the socials privated? I feel like he talks a lot about how hard it's been to grow the brand but like... bro is BY FAR his number one enemy. I genuinely don't know why he keeps it privated and complains that the brand is taking longer than he hoped to take off. It's the kind of business move that should be taught about in business school as the best example of exactly what not to do when starting a company

seriously he's like "um i'm so ahead of the curve and everyone should get this" and does all these things to try to make his brand more legit but he can't even unprivate the fucking account itself or market to people outside of the fanbase he's already cultivated because no one cares about getting more expensive gentrified streetwear especially if they're not even gonna have to chance to anyway since gracelynn (seen parx 6x) is gonna buy out all the stock before you even finish typing the password - iz

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