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I honestly cannot even begin to explain how much the siblings actually messed up the 1960s man but im going to break it down maybe:

  • Allison will most likely earn a place in history books around the civil rights movement, first she started protests and then was linked to the assassination of JFK, she’ll definitely be in there (all of them most likely but I imagine allison the most)
  • Klaus started a cult using many famous song names, song lyrics and more which means some of the artists in the future will not actually use the phrases/songs/band names or will be confirmed to be members of his cult
  • he probably earned a really large following after his cult basically got advertised on TV, which would leave a lot of people looking into his cult and subsequently joining
  • and how much tax did he evade please i would like to know
  • they probably caused the biggest conspiracy theory ever:
  1. -They appear to have not existed at all before the year 1960, there will be no record of any of them
  2. -Probably the most unusual mix of people, a black rights activist, an escapee from an asylum, a cult leader, a russian spy, a boxer who works for a gang and a child that they are keeping ‘hostage’
  3. -Their pictures would be aired all over television, newspapers, posters, everywhere and probably became the most well known faces in the world
  4. - and then theyre gone, never seen again 
  • I think Elliot dying also would of caused a massive scene that they were once again linked to, someone would stumble across his body that was never buried or realise the tv shop owner hadn’t been seen in days? weeks? months?
  • and when they go in they would find öga för öga written in blood on the floor
  • the frankel footage of a completely different assassination of JFK
  • photos of all the academy on his wall along with all his other conspiracy theories
  • so now theyre all linked to JFK, elliots death and aliens probably
  • lets not forget the media said they were holding Five hostage, a child hostage, thats some serious business for a group that will probably be called a terrorist group as they are a group plotting against the american government and they just kidnapped some random kid
  • Vanya being called a russian spy having connections with the assassination would probably cause some h u g e tension between countries with arguments where russia would probably be like ‘listen america we genuinely never seen this random woman before’
  • Jack Rubys gang would be getting a lot of attention because of Luther, they would basically have to drop out of sight for a while because of their connections 
  • Diego being an asylum escapee probably changed completely how asylums are ran, which is obviously i guess a minor thing but still a change
  • at the end of the day no wonder Reginald didnt adopt the siblings, it wasnt because of the meal it was most likely because of being the most wanted people in america
  • what would people say if reginald raised the og siblings, baring in mind reginald is basically a famous inventor and billionaire who publicly shows the academy to the media, and his adopted children look identical to the most wanted criminals in american history and also a child that was held hostage and then was never found
  • it would cause quite a stir
  • they really did the most in their power to change history
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little things i never want to forget about the hargreeves:

  • all of them used to defy their father, sneak out to griddy’s, and in five’s own words “eat donuts until we puked. simpler times, eh?”
  • luther wrote poetry while he was on the moon, especially about comets
  • tom hopper and the UA crew have said that the scratches all over luther’s body were made by him. he couldn’t stand the loneliness, especially during that first year, and would often resort to harming himself as a way to vent his frustration
  • it’s also pretty likely that he’s had body dysmorphia at one point or another
  • he also has a habit of stress eating
  • diego almost became a detective, but he dropped out because he wasn’t good at following orders. he even went to police academy!!!
  • diego has the cross stitch grace made specifically for him on the wall of his basement apartment, and in a frame no less
  • he’s also a big-ass momma’s boy
  • and he’s the only one grace calls “silly” as a term of endearment
  • and he has a fear of needles due to getting that tattoo when they were kids (y’all know which one i’m talking about)
  • plus his stutter only comes out when he’s under extreme emotional stress
  • and a close rewatch of 1X03 shows that his bedroom had an overflowing abundance of books so what if him and ben used to bond over that😭
  • allison speaks seven languages
  • she told her daughter about her siblings, and claire obviously knew them well enough that she was calling them "uncle” and “aunty,” and that last one is especially heartwarming because this was around the time that vanya’s book had just come out, and yet, allison–who has the option of never telling claire about her–still does, and even explains why she wasn’t allowed to go on missions
  • klaus was smoking blunts at fourteen
  • klaus was clutching dave’s dogtags right before five teleported all of them to the past
  • and i’ve noticed that he has a habit of doing that in general in season 2, especially when he’s feeling kind-of low, but sometimes it’s also an unconscious habit and that’s cute, too
  • klaus would write the things the dead would say to him, all over his bedroom wall
  • klaus has a habit of going barefoot whenever he’s at home
  • five was the only person vanya felt comfortable enough with to present new violin pieces to
  • five outright says that everything he’s done so far was to get back to his family and keep them safe
  • @me-evil-never​ wrote in the tags: “five has watched his family die/be dead like 3 times if i’m counting correctly (YES YOU ARE AND IT’S A PAINFUL FACT WE MUST ALL LIVE WITH), plus all he has ever done in his life since age 13 was to get back to them so he could spend time safely with them” and YES I AGREE why would you hide such an excellent point in the tags because, sometimes, even i forget that it’s only been two weeks for him, and they’re probably the roughest he’s had since being stuck in the apocalypse as an actual child, and idk about you guys, but i just really want to give five a big hug because lord knows he deserves needs it
  • allison used to paint klaus’ nails during meals
  • and was apparently a daddy’s girl, though how one could become a “daddy’s girl” if the father in question was reginald hargreeves is beyond my capacity to understand
  • ben was reading chekhov as early as 14
  • ben was a bookworm, both in life and death
  • vanya had the smallest room
  • vanya openly called ben the kindest of their siblings in her book, and said that when he died, none of them had any more reason to stay
  • before he left, diego gave reggie a piece of his mind
  • all of them know how to dance
  • they all know how to speak and read greek (ancient fucking greek, as one of you oh-so-eloquently put it)
  • vanya knows how to speak russian and god knows how many other languages
  • (by this point i’m really convinced they’re all multilingual and there just hasn’t been an opportunity for them to utilize that yet)
  • she also has a mr. snuggles teddy bear
  • according to klaus, vanya used to cry when the others would step on ants as kids
  • klaus is pansexual
  • he also dated twins once (though i’m not sure if he dated one then the other or both at the exact same time)
  • and has mild claustrophobia from being locked up in mausoleums all the time as a child
  • diego swore a pinky promise with lila and called it “the pinkiest promise” he’d ever make, and even though he’s a hard-ass who won’t hesitate to cut anybody in half, he’s still at his gentlest when he’s around her and he doesn’t even try to hide it
  • off her meds, vanya got first chair and a solo on her first try (as a violinist in a professional orchestra, lemme tell you that this is no easy feat to do)
  • she also seemed to have an affinity for bach (again–not easy!!)
  • even though he was barely out of puberty, ben was smart enough to reprogram allison’s teddy bear to say “luther smells dad’s underwear.”
  • upon possessing klaus for a few minutes in season 2, ben could be seen clutching various flowers and smelling them repeatedly
  • klaus can actually levitate in the comics
  • according to @valkerymillenia, ghost!ben once saved klaus’ life in the comics after he overdosed on heroin yet again
  • both klaus and diego repeatedly tried to open the lock to vanya’s old anechoic chamber and were absolutely furious when luther wouldn’t let them
  • diego called elliott “one of ours” despite knowing him for all of a week and a half
  • he also calls herb “herbie,” calmed him down after accidentally drawing a weapon on him, and created a secret handshake with him, all within two hours tops of meeting him
  • if one really thinks about it, diego is actually good with people? and that makes sense because he left the academy as early as seventeen, and he would’ve had to talk to a lot of people just to make ends meet that first year alone, and even though reggie tried to squash that part of him down, he’s still a good person at heart, you go prince of pointy things, make us all proud
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The things the Hargreeves each say to Vanya in the brain eating scene match up perfectly with how they see themselves/who they are.

Klaus accuses her of faking it, when we see a performance from him for the entirety of the show. He fakes almost everything the family sees from him.

Luther accuses her of not trying hard enough, and we know that Luther thinks he wasn't a good enough Number One. He pins this on himself completely.

Allison accuses her of using her powers too much and not being able to handle the consequences. This TOTALLY follows with her s1 plotline and her decision to use and use of her powers in s2.

Ben says that she isn't ready and it isn't her fault. This is how Ben views his death, we know from s1.

Diego and Five don't say anything because they don't REALLY know themselves at all. These two have declined getting to know themselves in favor of dedicating themselves to saving others. Diego literally says he doesn't have daddy issues. Diego. And Five does not know who he is without an apocalypse, or what to do with himself when it's over.

I think this is interesting. I dunno. I don't think any of these people (except Ben) ACTUALLY feel this way about Vanya. It's an analysis on them, done by Vanya in Vanya's head, but because Vanya is the way she is, it gets directed at her.

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The Umbrella Academy ☂️

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I just realized something. I think the siblings may have dodged a bullet not meeting that deadline- ref to The Handler and Five's deal of him killing the board in exchange for the survival of his family and going back to the 2019 timeline.

The Handler already duped Five for not mentioning a time limit, what's to say that when she made a deal of a one way trip to 2019 it wouldn't be the 2019 where the apocalypse already happened. I mean, the original timeline Five and his siblings came from already ended right? They failed. The lives they lived and lead in that version is already gone (rip Claire) wouldn't the Handler take that interpretation, and then kicked them in a freshly burned world? So all of them arriving together at that moment and using the briefcase to go back to "2019" would have been- (badendBAdEnDBADEND)

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An incomplete list of TUA AUs that I need now:

  • Old man Five falls into the mansion courtyard with... Just a bit more knowledge this time. (The tale of timeline 2b)
  • It doesn't really work with the way I've been thinking about the timelines, but that's what AUs are for: Timeline 4 Dave tries not to think too much about that wacko cult dude, for more reasons than one (the things he said, the way he knew, how pretty he was, the way a part of Dave wished so badly that he could be that brave and unapologetic and dismissive of... , the diner, Uncle George, the... the feel of... the way Dave had surged out of that booth and... ...well, a lot of reasons) but he can never quite forget. He serves 5 years, and grows and changes and discovers Dune, gets braver, cares less, realizes how wrong he was (how right that 'guru' was)... And then one night in '68 (clock's ticking ticking ticking ("wait, no, that wasn't supposed to happen yet")(it can change it can change)) a beautiful, bloodstained, young (was he always this young am I just older no he's younger we're closer to the same age now and oh no he's hot) timeline 2 Klaus drops into his tent.
  • 34 year old Klaus is kind of old for 20-something Dave in a romantic sense, but - the customer who keeps coming in to the hardware store for increasingly nonsensical purchases is just so... obvious and unapologetic and when one of the other guys sneered at him about his feminine design choices and queers he just rolled his eyes and said "oh yeah, I've never heard that one before," and - and Dave kind of admires him, is all. Looks up to him, sort of. Basically what I'm saying is Klaus sort of becomes baby Dave's gay mentor but like, not in a sexy way (even though they're Dave and Klaus, I know, I know)
  • Five is stressing and fighting with Vanya on the road and he thinks: Vanya has a point, that Five is already fucking the timeline spectacularly anyway, and the clock is ticking on getting all his idiot siblings together for this jump... He agrees to her bringing Sissy and Harlan with her.
  • Klaus actually helps with the body in the living room, that bitch. It involves a lot of Ray kind of freaking out about how coordinated Allison and her white as hell, politically connected brother are in this, Klaus and Ray bonding, and Klaus dropping a lot of very worrying offhand details about their childhood.
  • Diego's Team Zero dreams don't flounder in the  tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. We won't let him divide and conquer us this time, he'd said, and they don't. They stand up for Diego when dear old Dad starts in on him, and it helps Diego rally himself enough to jump in himself when Reggie then turns on them - Team Zero, stronger together. Fuck you, dad.
  • Family Dinner! Ray gets to meet all the sibs, for reals. Possibly makes some comment about Diego being the only non-white one, after which Klaus goes "oh my god, fine, if it will make you shut up" and suddenly a bright blue Ben is there too. Ray is trying to seem calm but is kind of barely holding it together. Sissy, who had been happy for Vanya that she found her family while secretly dreading it taking Vanya away, isn't faring much better.
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You are an amazing human slash genius

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Ray Chestnut deserves all the awards in the world for not freaking out over his wife's bat shit crazy family

The poor man was stunned that her brothers were white.

Then they also had powers.

Then his wife and her brother act so non cholant about a literal murder.

After 5, he is the one who had the worst two weeks ever.

This blog is now a Ray Chestnut Stan blog. Because damn. The respect to keep calm when all you want to do is scream is admirable

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The scene where The Handler convinces Lila that Diego was in on the fact that Five killed her parents is so funny to me because, obviously she’s lying about that, but also literally everything else she says is either a lie or a gross misunderstanding of the Hargreeves. 

“[The Umbrella Academy] is not full of fools” debatable. 

“They’re family. What one knows they all know.” Completely untrue. Half the family didn’t learn about the Commission til this season. No one ever told Klaus about the Swedes. Several of them never heard about Lila til episode 10. Anything to do with Ben. I could go on. “I didn’t think [Diego] was smart enough to pull this off.” “He isn’t. But Five is.” Debatable. On a good day Diego could double cross and manipulate someone. On a bad day Five can’t control his rage enough to convincingly lie to anyone. 

“Diego listens to [Five] and trusts him.” First of all, Diego doesn’t listen to anybody. And secondly not even Five trusts Five. 

“Five has been playing puppet master all this time.” Five wishes he could get his siblings to do one thing he tells them to. 

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My favorite part of season 2 was all the siblings saying “yeah Vanya started the apocalypse but it was a stressful situation and she was being manipulated by her serial killer boyfriend so we don’t really blame her”

My least favorite part was when Reginald “Bitchasshat” Hargreeves made Diego’s childhood speech impediment come back

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I don't like the way TUA ended

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You mean that ending where 1960s Reginald hated the UA so much he made sure to replace them and the only reason he bought ben was because he didn't know he was the kid he got killed in that other timeline- and his siblings didn't mention him or his powers so Reginald didn't avoid him, but the rest? R E P L A C E D

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