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This vid has completely obliterated me just as much as the show did, ending up in tears late in the evening.

It was impactful, relatable, and SO understanding of the core themes of the show- I am SO glad to have watched this 💜,but also heed the warnings.

It really touched on some heavy subjects, but the analysis is so, so good and relevant, and incredibly profound.

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Father Paul’s to do list before traveling back to the US:

- Hitch a ride back to hotel

- Bribe concierge at hotel to allow access to Monsignor Pruitt’s room

- Shave

- Marvel at own hotness in full-length mirror

- Conceive plan to win back ex who explicitly said to stop calling

- Acquire several pairs of slim-fit jeans because plan

- Ask to use computer in hotel lobby

- Learn how to use computer

- Learn how to use dark web

- Acquire fake passport on dark web

- Avoid rest of travel party at continental breakfast buffet

- Buy box (xl)

- Hire car to drive box (xl) to cave

- Talk angel into coming to America using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Explain to angel that God’s own country has much better takeout than some hole in the ground in the Holy Land using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Explain to angel who God is (weird?) using sign language and stick figure drawings

- Buy plane ticket on computer in hotel lobby

- Bribe customs to allow smuggling of local artifacts because seductive American

- Further test seductive powers by flirting shamelessly with every stewardess on the 12 hour flight

- Spend the remaining 11 hours of the 12 hour flight in the toilet hiding from stewardesses and reassessing line of work

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When the entire CrockPot Island should've watched BuzzFeed Unsolved:

Needless to say, Shane and Ryan aren't the only one in Father Thomas sh** list when he specifically said-

John Pruitt:

Father Thomas: Do not be afraid. 😇 😇😇
Father Paul: Be not afraid. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Ok I've never done fic recs before so idk what the format should be, but here's one for those craving Sheriff Hassan el-Shabazz fics:

(It's also a Hassan/Pruitt ship if that sweetens the pot or anyone)

Only the first chapter and I'm hooked. It deals with an in-depth characterization of Hassan and what he experienced and perceives the island and how he might inwardly react to it in a way that's so compelling I feel like the whole interaction is a part of the show. 😭👌

I love the rapport being established with Pruitt as well because just- *chefs kiss* it's so well thought out you can just see the canon-divergence thread being formed and just- just read it i guess if u guys wanna

And more importantly, this fic helped me articulate the many parallels between those two men. I kinda noticed and all their similarities sunk in for me the moment they lost their children and how they reacted to it but idk words but this fic really helped out (just wished I opened ao3 earlier or maybe tomorrow bcoz it's 1AM and I need sleep rip)

Anyways,

Sheriff Hassan and John Pruitt parallels:

  • They've both decided on major life choices that robbed their children to make their own or have prevented them from contributing their own input to said major life choices.
  • (resulting in Ali/Sarah parallels being put in opposing sides from their dads because of said decisions- holy gd this effin show)
  • And like paperhoneycombs have said they've both faced major losses that radically changed them in, like, totally opposite directions.
  • And they really are both charismatic as hell I yearn for an interaction that I wish happened on screen rip 😭

But hey I think our fic author gets it and I'm looking forward for more. 👌

TLDR:

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Finally. It has been acknowledged. We all know Angel came to Crocket coz they thought Pruitt was a good mate who provides a good home, bountiful food and children :^)

Angel: We are married.
Pruitt: You are a symbol of God!
Angel: Fantastic.💕
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Midnight thoughts before I go to bed (ye, it's almost 12AM again rip 😭)

Midnight Mass AU Potentials

Pre-canon Hassan and Erin Greene and Riley friendship. coz THEY WERE BOTH (erin and Hassan) IN NEW YORK IMAGINE THE AUs GUYS C'mon.

  • Hassan could've met Erin and him helping her runaway from her a-hole husband.
  • Erin being there with him and Ali as they grieved. Because They Are Now Best Friends.
  • Cute moments of everyone being excited about Littlefoot
  • THEY MET RILEY WHEN HE HAD A TRIP/PARTY AT NEW YORK TOO MAYBE
  • Riley realizing he has a shitty lifestyle, and consequently realizing he is mayhaps treating others shittily too, and taking steps to change (he did not kill anyone and the girl lived happily for the rest of her life)
  • He took World Religion Studies coz the fundamental differences between his two friends intrigued him and he hasn't been practicing lately and he's curious.
  • Predictably, he came out as an atheist afterwards.
  • Ali has now 3 major influences when it comes to life and religion aka he has 4 parents now instead of 2 (we still count his mom ok?)
  • Tentatively stable and encouraged, Riley reached out to his family to connect. They might not entirely understand one another, but they still love each other. #ReconciletheFlynnFamily Project
  • Warren and Leeza are now dating. She's taking her life back with her own hands and wheeling herself to a path she's chosen to take (forgiveness and living- Joe ended up finally taking the courage to heal and leave the island)
  • Those two visit Riley who's surprisingly incredibly successful and lives close by with his two best friends even tho he could afford a better place.
  • Hassan retired from NYPD and is the Head Security of Riley's company- and the occasional sounding board of some admittedly either brilliant or weird ideas.
  • Leeza, Warren, and Ali are now best friends. Riley and Erin wrote a book, with occasional prose/monologue contribution from Hassan (coz what are we without God tier monologues). He might snark on them monologuing too much but he's just as bad and continually added to the word count (his friends graciously do not point this out). And Littlefoot is born!
  • Found Family Galore 🎉🎉
  • There is no vampire plot coz Pruitt failed on smuggling Angel and it died in the sunlight.
  • They shipped Pruitt back in Crockett wherein Sarah found out the truth and took care of him and her Mom. When her final duties were done. She hightailed out of there and had the most epic Lesbian Wedding Extravaganza that shooketh the entire CrockPot island when they've heard of it. The end.
  • Oh, and Bev Keane was so scandalized, she choked, tripped and broke her neck. Dying alone and unnoticed.
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Midnight thoughts before I go to bed (ye, it's almost 12AM again rip 😭)

Midnight Mass AU Potentials

Pre-canon Hassan and Erin Greene and Riley friendship. coz THEY WERE BOTH (erin and Hassan) IN NEW YORK IMAGINE THE AUs GUYS C'mon.

  • Hassan could've met Erin and him helping her runaway from her a-hole husband.
  • Erin being there with him and Ali as they grieved. Because They Are Now Best Friends.
  • Cute moments of everyone being excited about Littlefoot
  • THEY MET RILEY WHEN HE HAD A TRIP/PARTY AT NEW YORK TOO MAYBE
  • Riley realizing he has a shitty lifestyle, and consequently realizing he is mayhaps treating others shittily too, and taking steps to change (he did not kill anyone and the girl lived happily for the rest of her life)
  • He took World Religion Studies coz the fundamental differences between his two friends intrigued him and he hasn't been practicing lately and he's curious.
  • Predictably, he came out as an atheist afterwards.
  • Ali has now 3 major influences when it comes to life and religion aka he has 4 parents now instead of 2 (we still count his mom ok?)
  • Tentatively stable and encouraged, Riley reached out to his family to connect. They might not entirely understand one another, but they still love each other. #ReconciletheFlynnFamily Project
  • Warren and Leeza are now dating. She's taking her life back with her own hands and wheeling herself to a path she's chosen to take (forgiveness and living- Joe ended up finally taking the courage to heal and leave the island)
  • Those two visit Riley who's surprisingly incredibly successful and lives close by with his two best friends even tho he could afford a better place.
  • Hassan retired from NYPD and is the Head Security of Riley's company- and the occasional sounding board of some admittedly either brilliant or weird ideas.
  • Leeza, Warren, and Ali are now best friends. Riley and Erin wrote a book, with occasional prose/monologue contribution from Hassan (coz what are we without God tier monologues). He might snark on them monologuing too much but he's just as bad and continually added to the word count (his friends graciously do not point this out). And Littlefoot is born!
  • Found Family Galore 🎉🎉
  • There is no vampire plot coz Pruitt failed on smuggling Angel and it died in the sunlight.
  • They shipped Pruitt back in Crockett wherein Sarah found out the truth and took care of him and her Mom. When her final duties were done. She hightailed out of there and had the most epic Lesbian Wedding Extravaganza that shooketh the entire CrockPot island when they've heard of it. The end.
  • Oh, and Bev Keane was so scandalized, she choked, tripped and broke her neck. Dying alone and unnoticed.
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