NOT GONNA LIE, Even tho i love my beloved and precious Peter Quill a lot in mcu , I LAUGHED AS HELL WHEN I SAW THIS PARALLEL TODAY 😭💀

Also there is a very simple explanation for this , T'Challa saved Drax the destroyer's Home planet from Kree invasion

AND LITERALLY STOPPED THANOS FROM COMMITTING THE MASS GENOCIDE 😭 LIKE LITERALLY JUST WITH A SMALL ARGUMENT without any infinity wars and that stupid dumb endgame and blah blah blah

DOESN'T MATTER IF HE'S ON EARTH OR IF HE'S ON SPACE OR ANY OTHER FUCKING GALAXY

T'CHALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A HAILED AS A KING AND A LEGEND NOT BECAUSE OF HIS HERITAGE or INHERITANCE BUT BECAUSE OF HIS KINDNESS , GENEROSITY and because of " how beautiful and pure his soul is " and i love the makers of #WhatIf for exploring and giving more impact on this particular characteristic trait of T'challa !!

And i really enjoyed the episode a lot man , the easter eggs, the action , the Humour , everything are just perfect and Top-Notch and it is really something special and an emotional moment for me to see Chadwick as Star lord and i can't wait to see him in the next few episodes when he's gonna appear again 🙌🏻

AND PETER QUILL YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS , I MISSED YOU SO MUCH😭 ❤ AND I AM REALLY EXCITED HOW HIS STORY IS GONNA FOLD FROM HERE ON 👀

I’m not saying this soup is making me cry, but…

DRIVEN BY A HEART THAT IS PART MACHINE, BUT ALL HERO.

Tony listening to his child talk gibberish and drool all over his Armani suit: That is so fascinating. you’re incredible. Continue your story, I’m intrigued. I love you more than anything else in the universe. You are already the perfect human being. You literally do not need to learn or do anything else ever in your life. I would kill and die for you.

Morgan Stark: *Rolls over*

Tony, nearly fainting: A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! A PIONEER IN HER FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL FUCKING CERN MY BABY IS SMARTER THAN LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CONFIRMED

Pepper, holding Morgan up: Tell her off. She just drew all over your Iron Man suit. 

Tony: Y-…. That was BAD…. you….

Morgan: :(

Tony, immediately breaking down into tears: ohmygod I did not Mean That even slightly Morgan you are perfect that drawing is beautiful I am going to render it permanently onto my suit I love you so much it’s okay you have never done a thing wrong in your entire life and you never will

Pepper: 

Tony: *starts flying around with suit that has flowers drawn all up the sides*

maybe i’m SOFT

Pepper Stark: Honey she’s three, she needs boundaries.

TOny: Okay baby. Gimme her.

Tony: …

Morgan: :)

Tony: I literally cannot, i have met my match, there’s nothing more to be done, she’s got me, Pep, it’s over. I’m getting her a pony and her bedtime’s never.

Okay but also courtesy of Tony “Go to sleep or I’ll sell all your toys” Stark: 

Morgan: *crying for no reason as all babies do* 

Tony: Stop crying or I’m selling you to the CIA.

Morgan: *does not stop crying*

Tony: HONEY, WHAT’S THE NUMBER FOR THE CIA BABY SALES LINE

Morgan: *innocently drinking from a bottle*

Tony: Look if you keep doing nothing but eating and sleeping we’re going to have to have a conversation about you paying rent. 

Morgan: *says first word* Mama.

Tony: You are disowned. Here’s your bindle. Go make your way in the world.

Pepper: Tony, she’s being fussy, can you take her?

Tony: *holding Morgan comically ineptly while still managing to support her comfortably* We’ve had this discussion. How is Mama supposed to see to my every need if you keep acting like this?  

Morgan: *burps*

Tony: That’s an ad-hominem attack and I will not tolerate it. 

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

Jdjsjsjsks

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

i literally can’t breathe from this

Go d

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

Me: PLEASE, I am BEGGING you, focus on this ONE SINGLE THING so I can get this done!

My Thoughts:

@of-wolves-and-men

Basically

Bunshin no Jutsu!

FUCKING THIS OKAY

On EVERY LEVEL

people really left at my theatre the moment the credits started. the year is 2018 and they still don’t know how marvel films work 🙄🙄

The names blinded our eyeballs, but the rest of us fucking stayed. No assess left those seats, motherfu-

Me trying to write a fix-it fic after Infinity War

Going to ao3 now

first of all,

what the FUCK

My words exactly.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHO DIES DURING INFINITY WAR?? THE AUDIENCE. THE AUDIENCE DIES DURING INFINITY WAR.

THAT'S RIGHT. WE WERE THE ONES WHO FREAKIN SUFFERED!!! I WENT HOME WITH A SPLITTING HEADACHE AND POSSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE. THANKS A FUCKIN LOT MARVEL. THANKS FOR THE TRAUMA! NOW FIX IT. FIX EVERYTHING. FIX IT FICS BETTER BE ON THE ROLL NOW OR ELSE. I NEED A THERAPIST. GOD, EVDRYONE IN THAT GODDAMN MOVIE NEED A FREAKIN THERAPIST.

Thor's outfit was pretty effing cool tho. He's such a fashion diva. ...Small comfort that. He should've aimed for the head.

so ‘my heart will go on’ syncs up with the avengers 2 trailer just a LITTLE too well

Clint yells the floor is lava as he’s hanging from the vents, recording the chaos

Natasha immediately backflips onto the couch and settles down to watch tv 

Thor is shouting because he doesn’t see any lava how does he participate in these festives hawk?!

Steve is standing completely still in confusion 

Bruce climbs up onto the coffee table carefully, drinking his tea and looking like it’s totally normal to stand on a coffee table

Tony busts into laughter as the suit assembles around him and he goes to drag Clint out of the vents and drop him onto the floor 

Clint starts screaming and climbs Steve, who stands there and lets it happen because jfc these people

Coulson calmly walks in from the elevator and parkours his way over to Tony to drop off paperwork and is gone instantly

Pepper drops by and a walkway pops up from the ground so she can come by and tell tony that he’s going to be late for another gala and her heels click on the way out

Bucky leaps into the air, grabs Steve around the waist and flings them both onto the other couch because Jesus Christ, Stevie, he’s a brainwashed assassin and even he knows not to walk on the floor when it’s lava.

Sam just pops out his wings and hangs out near the ceiling.  

T’Challa is just chillin’ while hanging by his claws like the cat that stuck to the rafters after getting thrown there

Don’t forget Peter Parker who instantly webs himself a hammock and hangs from the ceiling watching everyone else scramble

Let’s be serious, Peter was already in a web hammock.

You’re not wrong

the avengers as text posts

tony stark:

steve rogers:

natasha romanoff:

bruce banner:

thor:

clint barton:

peter parker:

Best part of Agent Carter

Realizing this guy

is going to help raise this guy

Alright, assholes.

I don’t usually defend Tony Stark. But this “Something went wrong” bullshit really rubbed me the wrong way. Wanna know why? Because the “Something that went wrong” was Howard Stark. The man that Tony idolised, and the man that abused him. And don’t give me that crap that in the MCU universe, Howard didn’t neglect or hurt Tony — he did. It’s very evident in the tie-in MCU comics.

But in both universes, Tony was raised by Edwin Jarvis. In 616, he has a father — Howard — who is constantly aggravated with his son, both as a result of his own drinking and because of what he feels Tony should be.

While Jarvis might be sensitive, thoughtful, intelligent and occupy roles that aren’t traditionally occupied considered “masculine” (which is bullshit in itself) if Tony ever displays anything remotely indicative of  a “softer side” he is ridiculed, called a sissy, told that Stark men are “made of Iron” and abused by his father: 

In the MCU, things aren’t depicted of being much better: 

And in the MCU Jarvis, often, tried to soften the blow of Howard’s words an actions. But don’t think for a second that Tony didn’t internalise all of that. That he didn’t think that Howard Stark was the man he was supposed to be, and the man he wanted to be most like. 

Of course, generally speaking — when Tony is the most like Howard — like at the Stark Expo, or during the senate hearings — it’s almost 100% preformative. That’s not who he is, or who he ever was, it’s who he thinks people want him to be, because it’s who his father wanted him to be.

I would go so far as to say that a lot of Tony’s womanizing ways, his alcoholism, his struggles with self-identity and importance all stem from the fact that he is often torn between being the man that he assumed his father wanted to be, and who he actually is.  

If you look at Tony when he’s alone, or when he’s with the people he cares about the most, what you see is the caring, compassionate person who Jarvis raised, and that he is a lot more capable and a lot more loving than his father ever was. And it took him a long time to be okay with that, and with showing other people that that was who he really was

So yes… Just a reminder, Jarvis helped raised this man:

  Don’t confuse the armour….

with the man who wears it.

THANK YOU.

always reblog the best takedown ever.

I know I reblogged this before, but it deserves ANOTHER reblog.

THANK YOU FOR THIS POIGNANT EXPLANATION OF TONY STARK’S CHARACTERIZATION!!!! 

FUCK! YEAH! FUCK! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!

Tony Stark is my uncle. Never excused and very annoying, but also the best person one could know.

"Don't confuse the armour... with the man who wears it." *tears*

y'all better not let tom see that frog meme I don’t want him feeling self conscious at all like after everyone talked about his mole and he got it removed I’ll fight every single one of y'all

Let's just keep this a fandom dirty little secret, ok. We forget the meme in the first place. Deal? Deal.

Did anyone thought about this?

so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling 

Mostly from Steve

Especially from Steve

Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –

Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.

Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)

and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide

Oh my god.

Headcanon accepted so hard