Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 9: Death Note Characters
Light Yagami versus L Lawliet
[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Light is a pale Japanese man with brown hair, shown with an exaggerated grimace; L is a white man with huge eyebags, shown pulling his own lip. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]
Propaganda:
Light Yagami: "Man is too up his own ass for anyone else to be." / "everyone wants to be his bitch but hes gay and obsessed with the second worst guy ever (light himself is the first worst guy) women are THROWING themselves at him but he just doesnt care if he saw a vagina he would kill himself immediately and he hasnt seen a single dick in his life either not even his own"
L Lawliet: "i dont think i need to explain myself on this one lol" / "I'm not even gonna mention the eyebags awful posture and general weirdo behavior because we all know those are sexyman traits. He is just chronically unpleasant and canonically pro-torture and just. A massive loser. I'm not convinced he ever made HIMSELF cum, much less another person"
