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Mostly a cdrama/cnovel fandom blog | formerly wangxianbunnydoodles | currently: gifs, fics, translations | mdzsnet and priestnet member | old millenial -- she,her | main @lurkingscientist | 2ha side blog into mxtx, priest, meatbun, wuzhe, etc etc etc. trying at failing at reading and watching too many things. what is focus? scream with me. also i like tea
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Qie Shi Tian Xia (且试天下) / Who Rules the World

Episode 1 - How to Crash a Party

If you’re going to crash a party, make sure to really enjoy the booze and the food. It shows the unsuspecting host you really appreciate their hospitality. 

[ID: four gifs from Who Rules the World, arranged in one column. 1) Bai Fengxi (played by Zhao Lusi) drinks wine from a pot and stares at it. it’s good! 2) sets down pot of wine and looks at the food in front of her. 3) pulls a small bird (about the size of a cornish game hen) towards her and grins. her smile is super cute and sweet. 4) takes a good bite out of some part of the bird and really chews.]

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Winter Begonia. Scenes from eps 1,2,3, and 6. Shang Xirui Eating

[ID: four gifs of Shang Xirui, eating in Winter Begonia Gif 1, he lifts up a pig knuckle and takes a giant bite. Gif 2, Shang Xirui lifts up a steak with a tiny fork and chomps. Gif 3, Shan Xirui takes a huge bite of a cake. Gif 4, he waves briefly and shoves most of a youbing (chinese fried bread) into his mouth.]

I feel like I have found a kindred spirit. 

Bonus: 

[ID: shang xirui smiling with mouth full of youbing and urging Cheng Fengtai to eat his piece]

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Found Family and Wordless “I Love You”

Seriously, this is how we say I love you in a Chinese family. Just take the best foods from the plate and put it in someone else’s bowl. It’s the universal language of food.

They really leaned into this found family thing and showed how close the three of them are. 

I really am in Shan He Hell right now. and I don’t want to leave. 

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It looks like you are willing to assist with CQL translation things. Perhaps you could help me out? For fic purposes, I wanted to include a sixth sect including its name and location. I looked on MDZS and did not see that the sect (Xue) had one listed already. The other sects (Yunmeng, Gusu, etc) don't seem to have translations, so I'm not sure what they actually refer to. If I wanted to come up with a name/locale for another sect, what lines should I be looking along?

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They’re all places and places don’t really have “translations”! :) I made google maps show me directions and circled them in their sect colors. What was MXTX doing with relative distance in the novel? IDK but it did annoy me A LOT. It wasn’t very accurate. orz

Anyway, the format/formula for the names are all XX + M +氏. where XX is a location (云梦,姑苏, 清河,岐山,兰陵) where M is a last name (江,蓝,聂,温,金) and 氏meaning family/sect. So if you want to go with xue, go with xue and pick a location.  Then do location + xue + clan/sect

remember that madam yu is from 眉山 which is further southwest past chongqing (which is in sichuan and probably why JC and WWX can both handle spice so well -- training by YZY’s tastes of home. let me tell you, sichuan people make the best sausages -- spicy, numbing, umami, savory goodness. full disclosure: my family is from a town not too far from 眉山 so i’m super objective about the food. XD) and the family is 眉山虞氏. 

also, side note: gusu is currently a district in suzhou but an old name for suzhou. so it might be fun to pick an area on a chinese map and look for tang or song or earlier location names for that place. 

hope that helped and please do follow-up if this didn’t answering your ask. ^_^

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Always

Rated: G

Word count: 1663 (+- 10)

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji goes back to that tree in Yunmeng again. They figure out something about Suibian. Wei Wuxian confesses that he let go and intentionally fell out of the tree the last time they were there.

Content: Wangxian, fluff, FOOD, some suibian talk, a few drops of blood (literally a few drops, not gory), no plot really just a fluffy snippet of them being them

Inspiration quotes, both from ch 87:

他心中有个声音说:“如果他接住我,我就……” 
A voice sounded in his heart: “If he catches me, I will……”
他并不怕摔,这些年来,也摔过很多次。但摔到地上,毕竟还是会疼。
He was not afraid of falling. In these past years, he’s fallen many times. But hitting the ground will nevertheless hurt.
如果有个人能接住他,那就再好不过了。
If only there was someone who could catch him, then nothing could be better.

@mdzsnets Mo Dao Zu Shi Fifth Anniversary Event, Nov 06: Favorite Quote

also, Wangxian fluff for @aheartfullofjolllly because it’s her BIRTHDAY on Nov 7th! Happy birthday! I hope this is sufficiently fluffy! 

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Walking through Yunmeng again as a member of the Jiang Sect still felt like a dream. With each step he took, Wei Wuxian’s Jiang Sect clarity bell chimed. The bell’s blood red tassel bobbed along with his steps, in perfect synchrony with the matching tassel hanging from Chenqing tucked into his belt. 

Wei Wuxian looped one arm around Lan Wangji’s. His other hand held Suibian. Wei Wuxan had noticed Mo Xuanyu’s golden core was beginning to coalesce and wanted to carry his sword again.

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Always

Rated: G

Word count: 1663 (+- 10)

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji goes back to that tree in Yunmeng again. They figure out something about Suibian. Wei Wuxian confesses that he let go and intentionally fell out of the tree the last time they were there.

Content: Wangxian, fluff, FOOD, some suibian talk, a few drops of blood (literally a few drops, not gory), no plot really just a fluffy snippet of them being them

Inspiration quotes, both from ch 87:

他心中有个声音说:“如果他接住我,我就……” 
A voice sounded in his heart: “If he catches me, I will……”
他并不怕摔,这些年来,也摔过很多次。但摔到地上,毕竟还是会疼。
He was not afraid of falling. In these past years, he’s fallen many times. But hitting the ground will nevertheless hurt.
如果有个人能接住他,那就再好不过了。
If only there was someone who could catch him, then nothing could be better.

@mdzsnets Mo Dao Zu Shi Fifth Anniversary Event, Nov 06: Favorite Quote

also, Wangxian fluff for @aheartfullofjolllly because it’s her BIRTHDAY on Nov 7th! Happy birthday! I hope this is sufficiently fluffy! 

~~~

Walking through Yunmeng again as a member of the Jiang Sect still felt like a dream. With each step he took, Wei Wuxian’s Jiang Sect clarity bell chimed. The bell’s blood red tassel bobbed along with his steps, in perfect synchrony with the matching tassel hanging from Chenqing tucked into his belt. 

Wei Wuxian looped one arm around Lan Wangji’s. His other hand held Suibian. Wei Wuxan had noticed Mo Xuanyu’s golden core was beginning to coalesce and wanted to carry his sword again.

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Always

Rated: G

Word count: 1663 (+\- 10)

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji goes back to that tree in Yunmeng again. They figure out something about Suibian. Wei Wuxian confesses that he let go and intentionally fell out of the tree the last time they were there.

Content: Wangxian, fluff, FOOD, some suibian talk, a few drops of blood (literally a few drops, not gory), no plot really just a fluffy snippet of them being them

Inspiration quotes, both from ch 87:

他心中有个声音说:“如果他接住我,我就……” 
A voice sounded in his heart: “If he catches me, I will…...”
他并不怕摔,这些年来,也摔过很多次。但摔到地上,毕竟还是会疼。
He was not afraid of falling. In these past years, he’s fallen many times. But hitting the ground will nevertheless hurt.
如果有个人能接住他,那就再好不过了。
If only there was someone who could catch him, then nothing could be better.

@mdzsnets Mo Dao Zu Shi Fifth Anniversary Event, Nov 06: Favorite Quote

also, Wangxian fluff for @aheartfullofjolllly because it’s her BIRTHDAY on Nov 7th! Happy birthday! I hope this is sufficiently fluffy! 

~~~

Walking through Yunmeng again as a member of the Jiang Sect still felt like a dream. With each step he took, Wei Wuxian’s Jiang Sect clarity bell chimed. The bell’s blood red tassel bobbed along with his steps, in perfect synchrony with the matching tassel hanging from Chenqing tucked into his belt. 

Wei Wuxian looped one arm around Lan Wangji’s. His other hand held Suibian. Wei Wuxan had noticed Mo Xuanyu’s golden core was beginning to coalesce and wanted to carry his sword again.

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I made Lotus Root and Pork Rib soup last night.

Boil water, blanch pork ribs, rinse off gunk and then get fresh water. Add in ginger (required) and (optionally) goji berries and a cup of chicken broth. Simmer for 80ish minutes. Peel and chop lotus root. Add to soup after 80 min. cook for another 30. Salt, green onions, and pepper to taste. If you find the meat bland (which I do), have a little dipping bowl of soy sauce for the meat.

@needtherapy asked what it tastes like... So I've copied my message to her:

The lotus makes it sweet and the pork is fairly umami especially if you add the right amount of salt. The pork fat adds a bit of stickiness to it. The ginger cuts away the bad pork smells so you need it but it's not as noticable. The goji adds a hint of sweet and the green onions add color and allium flavors.

Overall it's a light soup. I'd eat it year round but summer makes good lotus root hard to find... T.T I'm so glad it's no longer summer.

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Making chili oil. Wei wuxian will be proud.

Take chili powder, chili flakes, and black sesame. Make it into a pile, make a divot, pour canola oil at 350-400F into the divot. Let sit until cooked. I love how it smells and how it sizzles. Put on lid, store at room temp. Just make sure it doesn't go rancid... It shouldn't. I haven't had mine ever go rancid...

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Strawberries were on sale. I guess I'm making sorbet or maybe popsicles this week. On the left: strawberry, lemon, basil + sugar. In the right: strawberry, balsamic vinegar, sugar. I'll probably see if I can cook down the balsamic and swirl it into goat cheese + sugar + cream for a popsicle. I have no idea what I'm doing tbh. But this seems good.

Edit: oops. Posted to wrong blog. Alas. I'm sure cql/mdzs people can enjoy too. ^^;

Update: the popsicles were amazing!! And the sorbet might be over reduced.... But we'll find out in an hour or so. Fingers crossed. Meep...

The sorbet didn't really set after churning for 2 hrs in the ice cream maker and chest freezer... So popping it in Tupperware. Will update again tomorrow afternoon. Fingers crossed... Or i'll just use it for strawberry soda.

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Strawberries were on sale. I guess I'm making sorbet or maybe popsicles this week. On the left: strawberry, lemon, basil + sugar. In the right: strawberry, balsamic vinegar, sugar. I'll probably see if I can cook down the balsamic and swirl it into goat cheese + sugar + cream for a popsicle. I have no idea what I'm doing tbh. But this seems good.

Edit: oops. Posted to wrong blog. Alas. I'm sure cql/mdzs people can enjoy too. ^^;

Update: the popsicles were amazing!! And the sorbet might be over reduced.... But we'll find out in an hour or so. Fingers crossed. Meep...

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