emmi

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

TOP 5 MARVEL CHARACTERS:

happy birthday to “if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing” specifically

Me too

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

damn straight

i can make the most innocuous mundane keep-scrolling post on this hellsite and STILL someone is thirsting in the tags

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved

wow come for my neck like that

chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

"cost of living crisis" give me a FUCKING break it's called "unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality" fucking cost of living crisis like it's just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

It’s spooky season! (Better late than never) ⚰️🩸

She loooooves slashers

fun fact, i can be killed but it won’t last

still stings like a bitch tho. would you stop that