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max or markus | 19 | gay | he/him | venmo: @mewtwomax | I try to tag nsfw tags but sometimes i forget! don't be afraid to call me out on it! |
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me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*

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slothteeth

me: *thinks about throwing THEM into a dance while I sing about how deep down they’re still a good person*

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tetraghost

i wish birds brought ME presents

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baelgrave

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

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kedreeva

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

I could not have asked for more

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24ozsteak

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

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khaos4k

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

yeehaw

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

THE NAZI SWASTIKA AND THE HINDU SWASTIKA ARE NOT THE SAME THING.

The Hindu swastika, which is actually in my house, represents good fortune and happiness, and was used long before Hitler stepped foot on this planet. Also, it is normally straight, and has dots in between.

The Nazi swastika, which obviously represents hatred of Jews, is normally on an angle, and has no dots in between.

DO NOT MIX IT UP, OR CALL AN INDIAN WHO HAS THIS IN THEIR HOME A NAZI.

IT IS NOT THE SAME THING.

Reblogging on the off chance this comes up for anyone I know.

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blaruu

Teach yourself. 

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djpain619

Native Americans have swastikas too.

literally someone yelled @ me because I had a hindu swastika on my project like??? sir I am not a nazi, im just a second generation immigrant what do you want from me

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why is this so true

As someone who’s tagged images for an AI neural network, you want to ignore those. just throwing that out there so yall don’t gotta worry too hard bout it

Thank you!

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catarium

To all content creators out there, how do you overcome the feeling that what you are creating is Cringy??

start doing it on purpose and it slowly becomes unironic

This comment is too powerful

Accept the Cringe. Become one with the Cringe. Only then will you master the Cringe.

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tredlocity

apparently during his nintendo direct stream, joel vinesauce kept playing the first notes of megalovania every time they’re about to announce something to trick people into thinking that nintendo has an undertale-related announcement

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back for just a minute because i accidentally logged into the wrong account and there was some bullshit at the top of my dash

if youre one of the many people that wanna ‘eject the south from the US’ or generalize the entire south as just being a bunch of white racist/bigoted ‘redneck’ conservatives please just fucking block me :) better yet, let me know who you fucking are so i can block you myself

how the hell can you look at the history of these states and the racial demographics showing that southern states have large black, indigenous, and hispanic populations and think ‘ah, this whole area is just 100% racist whites’

‘we should refuse to help these states during hurricanes/tornados/disasters to teach them a lesson :))” go fuck yourself

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🚨 If you live in NV, GA, or NC you can cure your ballot from a mistake that caused it to be rejected! And these links will teach you how to help others do that in your state! The first virtual training start in the afternoon of 11/4.

Proud of everyone for hanging in there. Let’s check our ballots and maybe literally for our i’s and cross our t’s now.

💜🗳

Perfect accidental example of not dotting your i’s. You may need to check and cure your ballot by Friday, so don’t wait. NV and I believe GA are meant to be proactive about calling you so check / don’t ignore weird local numbers this week.

Check your ballot:

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