Me rewatching Stranger Things 3 knowing exactly what happens

Place An Offering In The Bowl

Please accept this pile of mulch Horace

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Bob Ross gets it.

this is so beautiful and pure

WHO is he someone please TELL me who this Boy is

That’s Bone Bone the cat!

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you bone bone

Daniel Kaluuya ©Andreas Laszlo Konrath // The Guardian

English: rinse the eggs with cold water

German: SCARE THEM

unable to perceive the shape of you, i find you all around me. your presence fills my eyes with your love, it humbles my heart, for you are everywhere.

Ideas for the Lord of the Rings TV series

Feel free to add your own.

- the entire first season is just Aragorn and Elrond sitting in chairs taking turns reading from the Silm with occasional commentary by the floating ghost of Tolkien yelling something about his son not publishing any more notes

- the entire second season is a mystery science theatre criticism of the Hobbit movies by all the LOTR hobbits

An actually fleshed-out Arwen character who is more than some cardboard cutout love interest for Aragorn. I want her to be the source of some of his woodcraft. I want her to escape her bedroom at night and roam outside Rivendell with her maidens. I want them rebelling against the insanity that is elvish sexism where it’s only the men who get to fight. I want them secretly teaching themselves badass shooting, knifing and survival skills out of pure spite. They steal books about weaponry and training out of the library and pour over them in the cover of the woods. Elladan and Elrohir find out at one point and threaten to tell her father but she just arches an eyebrow and mentions that she knows. She knows about their secret collection of dwarven scrolls under their beds and has no compunction about letting everyone find out.

Can we finally have confirmation that the Entwives are alive and passed through/are still in the Shire? In fact, I have this theory that Old Man Willow is not even a man at all, but an entwife corrupted by some atrocity. And I’m fairly certain the rest of the entwives are leading quiet lives as apple trees tended by Hobbits. 

And I can think of a few more things…

- A normal adaptation but every now and then Tolkien interrupts with random facts in the style of Lemony Snicket with 'hlothran: a word here that means "a cottager" and comes from the word "hloth" and "ran"'

- A full 7-season thrill ride exploring what happened to Bill the Pony when he was separated from Sam

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

i feel like doug jones isn’t shocked by anything at this point, guillermo is like “you’re gonna ballroom dance in a fish suit” and doug is already pulling on his flippers in the background