Space Shenanigans at an Alarming Rate

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

i have not slept. heres a compiled process video of the process of how i painted my skateboard. yeet

Klingon tumblr is called tm’blarr and if you post a nipple they stab you

how to write a star trek alien:

1. choose a thematic central concept (‘honor’, ‘logic’, ‘profit’)

2. create several episodes where the central premise is a conclusion about the worth or meaning of this thing

3. when in doubt, utilize said word liberally in your dialogue

4. success

4a. Make a funny rubber forehead

4b. Success

Qapla’! Karu’ ‘oH pongwIj'e’! Here’s my TNG Klingon costume! Character: my oc Karu’. I finally finished this! I’m so happy! This took me more than a month, I think. The most challenging thing was the headpiece.

The pic’s from my Deviantart. Materials: - craft foam - a paper pattern I drew of my forehead - masking tape - newspaper pages - hot glue - white glue and water - acrylics - an old wig (I had taken most of the hair off it to make doll hair) - a clip-on wig I unraveled - sewing supplies - old shirts - decorative ribbons - super glue - fake leather - black fabric - gray fabric - black plush fabric - yarn - brown trousers - black FIMO clay (for the claws on the boots) - 6mm foam - skin tape (to stick the beard and moustache on my face) - a belt buckle - a padded fake leather/latex belt (it didn’t have a buckle) - padded pieces of a shiny, brown duvet - elastic cord I also made a spine armor in the back, but it can’t be seen. It’s made of silvery fabric (same as the gun pocket) and stiffened with white glue. I might have forgotten something from the list… I could wear this for Halloween this year  The costume’s very hot, which isn’t necessarily bad if this is worn outdoors in late autumn/early winter (we usually have snow during Halloween). This isn’t exactly like the TNG Klingon costumes; I made my own version (mainly because my materials were not identical to those on the show) with some differences. Tagging some people who might have wanted to see this (I don’t remember the exact ones but I’m tagging some people lol, dw if you weren’t tagged) @spockfallsinlove @warpfactornonsense @onedamnminuteadmiral @beauty-grace-outer-space 

Right on!!! The detail on the forehead is excellent! It’s evident how much time and effort was spent on this - well done!!