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a pun a day keeps the world astray

@wario-speedwagon / wario-speedwagon.tumblr.com

Mostly just reblog everything I like, and boy are my interests mismatched. DSAF is my most prominent brainrot so feel free to block "Dayshift at Freddy's" or any other fandom tags. I'm just chilling over here :). Aromantic, asexual. Any pronouns welcomed. :)
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For those of you who are here for my dsaf fics:

A DSaF Fics Master Post!

I've been meaning to make this for a while now, so here are the links to all of my DSaF fics, all in one place that I'll keep updated as they come! Please enjoy!

On Tumblr:

Dave and Old Sport Adopt a Kid (ongoing)

-fluff, found family, comedy, angst undertones, DSAF 2 setting

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 (Newest as of 5/12/2024)

-angst, hurt/comfort/no comfort, trauma, body horror, gore, pre-DSAF backstory setting

-comedy, fluff, post-DSAF 3 True Ending setting (spoiler warning), happier AU

Everything is also on AO3!

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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lastoneout

if magic existed it would absolutely be utilized for one of the internet favorite hobbies; bothering twitch streamers

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insanepixels

Bold of you to assume Twitch streamers don't have magic of their own

Pixels how many times do I have to tell you Jerma is not a real person.

Nowhere on your original post did you mention real people, so its still on topic

Losing it at the implication that twitch streamers aren't real people.

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