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Luke/James/Various Nicknames, Latine, PanAce, ?????Gender, he/they pronouns, 28, writer, sad gay, humble garbage farmer, I know you came for the comics and want to leave for the transformers
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I have incredible news.

If you missed it I am a queer trans latine disabled jew and my parents placed me in various facilities that failed the burrito test. But now? I’m free, and currently living with my step mom who had nothing to do with it.

Now, she doesn’t really have the money to keep me ESPECIALLY because I still need special food due to allergies and some of my meds Cost Money, so I’m not out of the woods yet in needing help.

Thank you if you can spread this around or help

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I will soon be heading back to the parents who locked me up in the first place. I would really appreciate if you could donate or share so I can be as settled as possible when I get there.

I am now with said parents. They are not happy about having to feed me because it’s “too complicated” with my allergies and dietary restrictions, so I still need help if you can possibly donate or share

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i-m-snek

"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

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valtsv

i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost

i'd imagine it's so embarrassing when they don't care though

but maybe also a source of sexual tension?

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systlin

I think that I should contact Christopher Tolkien's ghost and convince him to approve my vision, which is a Muppet Silmarillion.

Miss Piggy plays Luthien. Beren is played by the literal hottest human actor we can find. Kermit is Finwe.

The Swedish chef is just the Swedish chef, except he's in Angband doing his thing and no one is acknowledging it.

Manwe is Gonzo

Sauron and Morgoth are Waldorf and Statler

Sam the Eagle for Feanor?

Excellent

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Whatever your donation, even the price of a cup of coffee, will contribute to saving a life.

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prokopetz

Some day I'm going to run a trad fantasy dungeon crawler campaign where instead of unbroken ten-thousand-year dynasties, every time the player characters need to interact with the nobility, etc. I use a set of lookup tables to randomly generate the kingdom's current political situation. If the new results are irreconcilable with the old, there was a revolution while they were down in the dungeon and they didn't notice.

Fascinated by the idea that having a player character with a noble backstory accelerates the pace of political turmoil because each downtime counts as a separate instance of "interacting with nobility".

Historian: and then after thousands of years of relative stability, the Third Age finally came to a close, followed by the Age of We're Not Gonna Fucking Get Into This Bullshit.

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aceaboutocd

Reassurances

Just a little comic illustrating how life with OCD may look like.

When you have OCD, reassurances don't always make your concerns go away. If anything, constant reassurance seeking can only make it worse.

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okay fresh post. please for the love of god please help my friend mohammed and the 27 family members he's providing for, their campaign is almost stagnant the last two days. there are no jobs, they have no house, they have slept on the streets and been shot and starved by the iof since last october. it is terrifying to see their gfm slowing like this because they literally have no other options for survival.

10 USD = 103 SEK

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The last donation has been made 2 hours ago! Please continue to donate and share! 27 family members depend on Mohammed and this fundraiser is all he has! So we need to help him and they can survive! And make sure to pay attention to the currency exchange! It is set in Swedish Krona!

$10 USD = 103 SEK!

No donations for the last 5 hours!!!

This fundraiser provides for 27 people, including numerous children. They rely on this fund for food, shelter, medical care, warm clothing, all the things they need just to survive during this genocide. Please do better. Share and donate, and please check the conversion rate when you do.

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okay but dwarves put SO much effort into their tombs already, carving perfect stone and inscriptions and making records to bury kin with kin and everything, let alone for Gimli son of Gloin Lord of the Glittering Caves.

The years of planning and amounts of paperwork and arrangements for the tomb of Gimli son of Gloin Lord of the Glittering Caves one of the Nine of the Fellowship one of the Heroes of Arda the Elf-friend and sturdy and possessor of the three hairs of Galadriel would be IMMENSE

and then Legolas rocks up in Gimli’s final days of life like: ok so I built this boat

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mahgck

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

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klapollo

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Goes insanely hard

To provide further context from what I understand the bill wanted to take the rights guaranteed to the Maori in said treaty and expand them to all New Zealand citizens. The issue with that is that it sort of defeats the point of the protections of the treaty.

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mousetaur

The Treaty of Waitangi is not even that good of a treaty. But it is better than any treaty the Crown signed with indigenous peoples

And it absolutely was not meant to be

The treaty as written screws over Māori, and was written in Te Reo Māori and English with deliberately misleading translations to Te Reo Māori. I'm not an expert by any means, but basically the Te Reo Māori version has clauses that promise much more independence and sovereignty, while the English version does not

However

The English version promises them rights as Citizens

From what I remember from University 10+ years ago, this clause, this sentence, was added last minute by the writer of the treaty. Like, right before the big signing at Waitangi.

And the Crown was PISSED

Because now they had a legally binding document that promised, in their own language, to treat Māori with the same rights as they would English. Which was absolutely not the goal. The goal was to trick Māori into signing away their lands and that honestly still did happen. The treaty was not a good faith proposal by the Engliah.

But its still better than anyone else got, and it's better than no treaty. And because nowadays we can't just ignore the Te Reo Māori side of the treaty, the government's of the past few decades have been honouring Māori sovereignty, honouring their stewardship of the land, and undoing a lot of the bad faith "sales" or straight up stolen land.

Except our current fuck nuggets, who want to make Te Reo Māori an endangered language again, and steal back that land because they want to mine on it and sell it and they hate that Māori stewardship is so environmentally focused and not profit driven.

So, in a way, the current government is more true to the intentions of the Crown who initially came up with the treaty.

But since those guys were colonising bastards, I don't see "honouring" them as anything good.

Even with criticism of the treaty, without it, Māori would lose a lot of protections to their lands, their culture, their language, and as a country we would go backwards to a time when they were even more discriminated against

Toitū te tiriti

Uphold the treaty

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i-m-snek

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