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A Broom-Free Establishment

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me when i first started watching cdramas: woah the sets are so beautiful

me watching cdramas now: hey, i know that street. hey, i know that temple. hey, i know that courtyard. hey, i know that gate. hey, i know that tree

Someone pitch a c drama where the plot is just that two producers double booked hengdian studios for their new high budget wuxia dramas and now they're fighting over the sets

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prolestari

There's only one bed set

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greenygal

Actors get halfway through a fight scene before they realize they’re from different shows.

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vodkassassin

Announcing new hit drama…

Accidental Crossover⁉️

16 episodes, 40m-1.5 hrs each, releasing weekly every Wednesday and Saturday.

Female lead sensation Jia Yanmei has entertained a streak of luck in the film industry. Having just been awarded Up and Coming Actress of the Year, she strikes out on her first production project in a new genre, Black Jade of Night. Her young and massive fanbase has high hopes for her as they follow after her from her habitual genre of Modern School Romances.

However, when arriving at the studio to begin filming the first scenes of the new project, the production team for Black Jade of Night finds out that there has been a terrible mix up in scheduling. They are now forced to share the studio with their rival production team, lead by the long-standing, award winning antagonist actor Wei Huiqing, who are here to fill their own Wuxia project titled Hellfire Years.

When sparks fly between Jia Yanmei and Wei Huiqing both on and off the set amongst a series of unfortunate accidents, will the two production studios be able to keep the peace in time to get their projects done? Or will their inability to get along spell disaster for them all?

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CHAPTER 4 ✨

Here it is! Lan Wangji has finally debuted! My god, this chapter was a monster, hahaha. Lots of SFX that needed to be cleaned, but I'm happy with the final result.

Feel free to join the Discord server, where you can discuss the chapters with others and find other content like translated posts and updates related to the manga.

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fieldlands

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

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cellobuster

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

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Did you know that Puerto Ricans cannot vote in the US presidential election?

Did you know that the US forced a fiscal committee on Puerto Rico (going against the majority vote) who now controls all our finances? Just in case you were wondering, they've shut down multiple schools and use taxpayer money to fund personal trips.

Did you know that the US acquired Puerto Rico violently? Slaughtering natives and trying to plant evidence on their corpses to claim self-defense?

Did you know that the US used to persecute and imprison anyone who flew the original Puerto Rican flag? My grandfather was arrested when he was just a boy.

Did you know that some of our most beautiful areas are inaccessible because they planted landmines during the war and just... didn't bother to pick them up? They're still there to this day.

Did you know that after WWII, when all the allied countries simultaneously agreed to give their colonies independence, the US merely gave us a new name (commonwealth) and changed absolutely nothing? We are still a colony.

Did you know that rich Americans are moving here for the tax incentive? Taking advantage of the cheap resources and siphoning money out of the island by the millions?

Did you know that rich Americans have been paying to destroy acres and acres federally-protected natural reserves to build luxury homes and condos?

Did you know that Americans are forcefully displacing natives from homes they've owned for decades? Offering no alternative to a majority elderly community, forcing them into homelessness?

Did you know that the US experimented with forced sterilization on Puerto Rican women?

Did you know that an American doctor experimented with cancerous cells, implanting them on Puerto Rican test subjects without their knowledge? Did you know he confessed to killing Puerto Ricans in his studies? Did you know that he went on to become a "leading symbol in cancer research" for Harvard?

Did you know?

Can't wait to become the next Hawai'i, only, without the benefits of statehood!

And let me be clear, tourism is not killing us. Your planned family trip to PR is not killing us. People who move for the tax incentives are killing us. Americans displacing Puerto Ricans are killing us. Americans destroying forests that have been untouched for thousands of years to build their million-dollar luxury home by the beach are killing us.

For legal reasons, I can't disclose who or where, but I recently had to watch bulldozers destroy areas that have been untouched by humans, taking down century-old trees and running over endangered turtle nests for the sake of development. It was heartbreaking, I couldn't stop crying. It was like straight out of a sci-fi film where you feel helpless but you think to yourself "no one would do this, no one would be this evil". I had to watch them dump gallons of waste and pesticides into a sacred river. I had to watch them destroy the landscape so some stupid American can have a better view of the ocean. And you know what's the worst part? These houses are empty most of the time. These people don't live here. They vacation here. Forests destroyed for a beautiful scenery that will be enjoyed by no one.

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I've finished SVSSS and here's my most unhinged take:

I was honestly expecting the twist to be that new LBH is actually a transmigrated reader who was extremely horny for original SQQ but got bashed for villainfucking activities in the comments. And before they transmigrated, he and Peerless Cucumber were locked in an internet troll rivalry trying to get each other's IP addresses and yelling about how the other had the worst possible take.

Enemies to lovers with hidden identities but they never realize.

JAJAJAJA OP THIS IS HILARIOUS

This would explain why LBMei is so starstruck with SQQ. When his evil (sexy) shizun is suddenly kind to him, it must mean that HE is special. HE is the girl with the dirty blonde hair thrown up in a messy bun and ocean blue eyes. He IS the y/n.

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