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Exploits of a wandering punk

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the many misadventures of one Mr.Moon
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ariaste

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

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girlcanteach

#sameteam

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tumblingdoe

To everyone with a buddy or buddies this is for you. If you don’t have a buddy I hope it’s because your entire class is watching out for and caring about each other.

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do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

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The only 3 sites you’ll ever need

Want to read manga?

Want to watch anime?

no problem. Want to watch cartoons? Including the really obscure old ones and animated movies?

NO PROBLEM! *also the video player is just like youtube so it’s really easy to use*

Oh shit i didnt know kissanime had other sites TOTALLY using those form now on

Holy fuck yes

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Usually when live action superhero projects give us the first look at the characters in costume everyone is serious and making heroic poses

And then there’s Deadpool

Accurate depiction of Deadpool

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panamethyst

Adults who think all teenagers are ignorant and self centered

Adults who think all toddlers are innocent angels

Adults who think that just because they’re older they know more about everything and have the right to look down on people who are younger

Numbah One

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BENEDICT

This deserves a place here

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

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