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Are you two smoking?!

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“I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.” Rest in peace, Sir Ian Holm Cuthbert ♡ 12 September 1931 - 19 June 2020 †

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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

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Writing is a lot like driving, except you forgot the map, and then you get on the road and realize you don’t know how to drive. Halfway through, you realize it’s been a manual transmission all along. When you reach your destination, you learn that the car has no brakes.

After you crash, you start dreaming of your next car.

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