it just idea

had a thought

this is so fucking funny i love the early acts of homestuck. this is like a simpsons gag

I like to believe that her mother was being completely sincere and supportive and any passive aggression is completely one-sided.

Oh, absolutely. Roxy? Are you kidding me? Not a passive aggressive bone in her body.

its also worth remembering she was drunk off her ass. rose's mom is like "rosh. rooooosie on my go dthis drawing. it is the BSET! *best"

and rose is like 8 years old going "you mock me mother. i despise you."

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

two sentence horror story

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!

had to

paint a bunch of heads then struggle to fit them all on one canvas

these are their canon features btw fyi just so were all on the same page

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indivs! feel free to use as a phone bg.

HAPPY 413 time for my yearly tradition of being too lazy to think of an Epic Composition and instead doing a silly crossover pic instead

bonus labru doodle under cut:

Happy Homestuck.

Happy 413 everyone! Homestuck in 2024, huh? Crazy

Its homestuck day Its homestuck day Its homestuck day Its homestuck day Its-

Happy almost 4/13, have some funnies

extra doodles under the cut

Hey it's that time of the year again :D

HAPPY 413! 🎂

me when im stuck at home?

THE CUNTY MUG

@dreamstar37 @lavilicious @waitineedaname

I hear sburban jungle playing loudly from a roommates room 😭😭 I gotta get the fuck outta here the meteors are coming

rly makes u think (another @incorrect-hs-quotes )