it just idea

alright wikipedia I know why this is there. but it's still sort of an unusual way to break my immersion into the article

yeah. why?

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

I know Mobei probably actually developed feelings and decided to nab our favourite hamster much later and the following scenario is ridiculous and a bad idea but!

It's really fun to imagine of Mobei showing back up at the Northern fortress, still recovering from being injured and poisoned, and disheveled and having this exhange

Linguang-Jun: what have you been up to while others fulfill your duties nephew?

Mobei-jun: got engaged

Linguang-Jun: what.

Mobei-Jun: got engaged. Get your hearing checked *closed door to his room*

Cue Yzma meme, only it's Linguang-Jun going "Engaged? he's supposed to be dead!"

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

[ID: Sketches of Hua Cheng, drawn with a stereotypical "anime" face with an extremely pointy chin. In the first he holds out his hand and sparkles and says, "gege.. let's take ibuprofen... together (heart)". In the second he sparkles and says "gege..." The last sketch has him and Xie Lian both drawn in this style. Hua Cheng says "Gogo..." and Xie Lian replies "Sah Lah..." /end ID]

canNOT stop drawing him like this

Summary:

Xie Lian achieves his third ascension much as he did his first, with one major difference. Hua Cheng helps, allegedly.

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A birthday gift for my dear, dear friend @bytedykes, but you all can enjoy it too!!!! (Please read it, this fic made me crack myself up too many times to count)

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

this could be us

[ID: Two red river hogs standing next to each other in a river. End ID]

scum villain noodlings

Put that thing back or so help me.

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

What Remains (of False Gods)

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