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COME CLOSER AND I'LL WHUP YA WITH LEAD!

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I'LL EMBLAZON MY FAMILY CREST ON YOUR CRAVEN ASS!
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Six fanarts, Siren Song edition, round 2

A bunch of old men, some they/them's and Tannis

Quick note: Hammerlock was suggested from the first six fanarts, but I only had one slot left and I ended up choosing Clay. I ended up going back to that suggestion

Separate versions under the cut

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Random Borderlands Headcanon #11

Everyone knows that Zane Flynt knows quite a few of the Crimson Raiders (Zer0, Moxxi, etc.) from previous encounters, but no one realizes how far it goes.

He knew Salvador because he used to visit Ovejas when they were both younger. Zane was good friends with Sal's grandma.

He knew Athena because he was hired to assassinate her back before the Pre-Sequel. Took one look at her and decided to go have a drink instead.

He knew Claptrap from one of his many visits to Fyrestone. He and Dr. Zed used to drink together.

He knew Gaige because he was asked to be a guest judge in the science fair (the one where Marcie Holloway was subsequently turned into red goo).

Met Roland when the two of them happened to go fishing on Pandora sometime. Clicked surprisingly well.

Zane is a people person.

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The rest of the Crimson Raiders' ruling triumvirate, aka Lilith's hands/wings/ex aequo second in commands/whatever the fuck else! Vaughn is your guy for fighting, occasional open diplomacy, etc; while Zane specializes in more... covert operations (tfw you want to retire but you don't lol).

Anyways I would like to thank everyone who has ever put Vaughn in a harness for their service.

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ok so the terms "gold star gay" and "gold star lesbian" are terrible and gatekeepey and weird and we shouldn't use them. however i AM pioneering a concept i call the Gold Star Pansexual, which is where you make it your life's mission to fuck at least one of every possible gender identity. no one has yet succeeded.

every time someone gets close, someone else decides to get creative and poineer a new noungender. this will of course keep happening until either a) the aspiring gold star pansexual finally catches up, b) all possible nouns have been used as gender identities and the number of gender identities stagnates, or c) the sun explodes. anyones guess which will happen first.

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