COME CLOSER AND I'LL WHUP YA WITH LEAD!

Art is a kind of surgery. Something must be removed from inside of you. The process will irreversibly change you but if you don't go through with it you will continue to be poisoned. Are you listening this is important. You have to do it yourself like in Saw

STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

Im so damn normal about that almost 40 year old. He compels me in insane ways.

having ppl treat you poorly in your formative years will have you saying shit like “thank you for listening to me and respecting my boundaries” 🤦‍♀️

being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

up late at night thinking about a guy who exists to three people. such a desire to talk about him until my lungs give out and read every scrap of fanfiction on the internet and yet there is NOTHING!!!! and i have to pretend to be NORMAL about this. "oh yes your character is cool. have you considered writing more" meanwhile the wolves in my brain are tearing and biting

LOGICALLY, i know that when loid talks about the dockets and conduits being how albrecht transported equipment and supplies across the labs, it doesn’t mean that they had to deal with the demolishers every single time because that’s just a security measure to stop unauthorized access. but that combined with that one line about how the necramechs stopped attacking the murmur because they couldn’t tell the difference between them and al makes me wonder if at some point the security systems stopped recognizing him and he didn’t want to DISABLE the necramechs because he very much still needs the security and has more important things to worry about, so instead every time he needed to use the conduits, loid’s job was now to stand guard and put down the demolisher before it got to them

every time a gruzzling shows up it’s like there’s a mouse loose in the lab al is jumping up on a desk trying to keep his grimoire away from it and loid is chasing it around with the ekhein before it finishes chewing the docket it just stuffed into its mouth

Tps is goated

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

ocd spirals are like this gif on loop for hours except the I'm Okay's get gradually less common and less "believable" as it goes on

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

someone made something for you moodboard

me and the mutuals talking about a piece of media that could actually be discussed in a completely normal way

@magnuficentwo @handsome-john

people who quote lines in the fic comments go to heaven btw. if you care

and people who comment on old fics. you will also go to heaven

i wish cultist simulator was more well-known sometimes for a myriad of reasons but rn it's because i think the "they should be at the club" meme that's going around would really benefit from people knowing what the ecdysis club is. some of us and some of our blorbos should be at the ecdysis club specifically

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

You know while I was doing that side quest for Moxxi about that electricity guy or whatever I was thinking like. Why don't we acknowledge how smart Moxxi are her kids are. Like. She was like OK Hon give me three batteries and I'll make a "token" that will absolutely shock the shit out of him (but not you) so you may shoot that bitch. And like also besides that she is very good at acting. Ellie is also obviously very smart like she works on a fucking rocket??? And made a truck that you can run over people with for fuel??? And I didn't pay attention to Scooter that much (he's just not my favourite character) but he was also a mechanic of at least a similar caliber to Ellie. Like Tannis is very clearly smart but like. In a very different way. Sanctuary is full of smarties we must acknowledge this

"in this demo we combined everything you love about warframe" immediately followed by old man yaoi is still the funniest thing from tennocon