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COME CLOSER AND I'LL WHUP YA WITH LEAD!

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I'LL EMBLAZON MY FAMILY CREST ON YOUR CRAVEN ASS!
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wainwrightjakobshammerlock

So. My guess is that they warframified her while she was gregnant. Which . Is definitely a fucked up thing! And the fact that she was still somehow able to . Give birth AFTER being warframified.

Of course the Tenno were the answer to the sterility of the Sentients...

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zeebuoy

I'm confused where does the sentient sterility come into play?

I don't think it came up in the quest unless I forgot.

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wainwrightjakobshammerlock

Hunhow being involved (talking about his own barren womb). I was just talking abt symbolism and shit lol

#reblog#warframe#jade shadows spoilers#warframe spoilers
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also now that my braincells have cooled down. i will say i have lots of detailed thonks on jade shadows but im not sharing them bc the warframe tag is so full of shit idiot brain fungus rn

i will however say this: if you don't like the quest bc it's triggering for you that's okay, just please say that instead of trying to find some objective reason

also reason number 100000 to hate ballas good lord

#my post#warframe#jade shadows spoilers#warframe spoilers#like i know its implied nezha was made from a young boy#and we all know about umbra#but. a PREGNANT WOMAN. MADE INTO A BIOWEAPON. holy fuck#also yea this quest was kinda odd but this is warframe and this is definitely not the weirdest thang in this game#text post#50
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soooo what i can infer from the belly of the beast convos is that jade was like, an executioner in the medieval sense, bringing the eponymous light to the enemies of the orokin (maybe even inventing it?). but she fell in love with sorren, who was of a different caste, and when she became pregnant with his child (or maybe her caste was obligated to be celibate? it would fit w the angel theme, theyre like nun adjacent right) the orokin punished her by turning her into a warframe. which is why stalky hates warframes. it's misdirected anger at what the orokin did to her

anyways when jade's leverian comes out in like a week or two you will all see i was right /JOKE

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wainwrightjakobshammerlock

actually now that parvos grain himself said it that she was an executioner. i take it back i think the light was named after her. maybe she was a mercenary executioner like ordan and after her punishment they just made a new far more efficient means of execution and named it after her. after all, even javi was allowed to wear his archimedean robe...

#warframe spoilers#jade shadows spoilers#self reblog
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soooo what i can infer from the belly of the beast convos is that jade was like, an executioner in the medieval sense, bringing the eponymous light to the enemies of the orokin (maybe even inventing it?). but she fell in love with sorren, who was of a different caste, and when she became pregnant with his child (or maybe her caste was obligated to be celibate? it would fit w the angel theme, theyre like nun adjacent right) the orokin punished her by turning her into a warframe. which is why stalky hates warframes. it's misdirected anger at what the orokin did to her

anyways when jade's leverian comes out in like a week or two you will all see i was right /JOKE

#my post#warframe spoilers#jade shadows spoilers#text post#warframe
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