I STAND WITH TRANS WOMEN AND GIRLS AND LADIES FOREVER AND EVER.
The chance that you, the person reading this, found out about Borderlands from the movie is incredibly slim. But if you did, welcome to Mr. Nikolai Jakobslock's Wild Ride; here we make our own Borderlands with figurative blackjack and metaphorical hookers.
Hi I'm Nikolai/Brass/Bismarck/Ambrose, AKA the CEO of wainlock, AKA the number one gay old men enjoyer, AKA the wainlock supremacy believer, AKA the bald spot slapper, aka Mr. Old Man Yaoi, aka the no.1 borderlands meme remake provider (as named by @zer0zaneathenamain), aka the old man yaoi supplier (as named by @felicity-rampant), aka Jakobs Jr. or Mr. Faggotslock (as named by @magnuficent76), aka nikolai “I see no god up here, except for ME” jakobslock (as named by my insta friend). i use ey/em and he/him pronouns! please read my carrd before you follow me
in light of tumblr's "ai" "partnership" all art i post on this blog (tag: #artstuff) will be low quality and watermarked. higher quality images may be found on cohost (sirhammerlock)
i also write things (tag is #writestuff) and mod (tag is #modstuff)
you can also find me on:
- ao3: hallowlock
- toyhouse: hallowlock
- warframe: hallowlock
- instagram: lockhammerer
- deviantart: eden-6
- nexusmods: hallowlock
- github: hallowfiend
- deep rock galactic: Wainwright Jakobs
my askbox is always open and i'm always glad to talk about:
- my borderlands rewrite (Jakobs Family Values, aka JFV)
- my other borderlands AUs
- my OCs, borderlands or not
- your own borderlands AUs or rewrites!
- your own OCs, especially borderlands ones!
- my art or writing!
- YOUR art or writing?
- Wainlock <3
- anything else you want
my dms are also open forever pls i want to talk abt my things so bad pleas
you may tag me for wisdom in geriatric homosexual relations, akin to summoning a dark souls phantom (credit to @themanwhomadeamonster)
i collect gay old men like pokemon so if you have any please tell me about them
my borderlands meta/media analysis tag is #jakobs manor metas. warning: contents of said tag might open your third eye with a crowbar
im physically and mentally disabled. if i see any ableds clowning on my posts it is an instant block
if we are mutuals please, oh please tag current events (AND NOT UNDER SOME KIND OF CONVOLUTED TAG). i have ocd and paranoia. please respect that. thank you kindly
current hyperfixation: OLD MEN YAOI [BANGS ON TABLE]