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ok pal fuck you *unshovels your knight*

@waddledab / waddledab.tumblr.com

Earnest/Lum/Waddle/Eggie - he/him - 24 - posts every once in a blue moon - please don't reblog personal posts I make unless they have an "okay to reblog" tag on them but then again i hardly make personal posts anymore anyway lmao - mobile/dashboard header credit to swordknight - icon by miniiinebulaee
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Please someone help me find ☆Jacket☆ I am being so for real rn I love playing after alterna I'll do it for free I swear to god I have never joked less in my life I promise I swear I swear I swear I will not steal your switch I'll record it and everything just please let me play after alterna for you

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hello yes I have a favor to ask you guys I need as many of those shitty 5 dollar voice xiaohongshu videos as possible for personal reasons

you know the ones with hits like "fall in love with smartphones!" "the zookeeper was quoted as saying 'these hoes don't want a solution they just. want someone. to talk to' " etc etc etc

if you have any on hand just send them to me or rb and add them to this post

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my 2 cents on the whole writing/prompt/s debacle is I'd much rather risk sending a small portion of my money to a scammer than risk denying help to someone in a very vulnerable situation. if someone fools me then they're in the wrong for deceiving and misleading me, not me for seeing a need and trying to help. these people are in a vulnerable and embarrassing position, show some damn compassion for your fellow human. most of the time they only ask for 20 dollars at most, and I make a little less than that an hour. if you're in a situation where you can't afford to donate that's fine, but at least show some respect. someone else said this better than me, but other donation posts on this site don't get nearly this level of scrutiny.

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Anonymous asked:

hi!! i hope you are having a good wednesday. if you had to live on the moon for 2 weeks and were allowed to bring a condiment with you for space food (ignoring the logistics) what would you take

oh god i have no idea uhhhh

mmmmaybe barbecue sauce? but that's got a limited scope of "what it's good on" so idk. not ketchup tho for sure. mustard is a maybe also but like I don't wanna have mustard with Every Meal ykwim

maybe it's just me being white but ranch goes with a lot of stuff so maybe thatWAIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MY GOAT... THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING MY BELOVED...

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did you know that if you change the window size on computer to be skinny enough it switches to mobile browser form and you unlock the ability to quick reblog

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