Anonymous asked:
hi!! i hope you are having a good wednesday. if you had to live on the moon for 2 weeks and were allowed to bring a condiment with you for space food (ignoring the logistics) what would you take
oh god i have no idea uhhhh
mmmmaybe barbecue sauce? but that's got a limited scope of "what it's good on" so idk. not ketchup tho for sure. mustard is a maybe also but like I don't wanna have mustard with Every Meal ykwim
maybe it's just me being white but ranch goes with a lot of stuff so maybe thatWAIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MY GOAT... THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING MY BELOVED...