if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

foolproof plan

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

One of my favorite genres of post

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

simplifying models for kids in science today

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

laughed out loud

deeply obsessed with this

giving a character an interest that you dont have is all fun and games until you are reading academic papers just so you can play touys.

Being the office transgender is fun sometimes bc the cool coworkers will seek you out to complain about gender norms to you. Apparently my coworker buys clothes for her son from both the girls & boys department bc she wants him to have cute colorful clothes that don't just have dinos on them and she noticed that onesies meant for girls are typically smaller even tho the sizes are supposed to be by height. This is the real gender madness plaguing our societies.

She told me about how when they were at the pool & there was a little kiddie slide, her son would go on it sometimes by himself but other times he'd ask for mommy/daddy to help him & they just let him decide how he wants to do it each time, and some middle aged man came up to the literal baby & told him that he should go by himself bc he's a big boy.

Just hearing about gendered socialization of children makes me want to murder ppl ughhh

for something that is supposed to be innate and natural, we sure do a lot of teaching gender.

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter ?

🎶Media should not die! Just for greed's sake!🎵