house md (muppet doctor)
i'm also gonna make a wilson one and make them kiss 😋😋
i've come to the conclusion that you can't write an adequate gay show if you want to, you have to act like you want nothing to do with gay people. act like it's the most repulsive concept to have gay characters. all the shows i've seen with canon gay couples (minus good omens and ofmd, love them <3) like heartstopper, are absolutely horrible at writing good character development and angst of those characters, whereas the gayest shows i have ever seen where 2 men are blatantly fighting the urge to kiss each other constantly, are the ones made by people who don't want them to be. hence, supernatural and house md.
wilson walks into the living room.
wilson sees house (what appears to be) jacking off.
wilson shuts his eyes extremely tight and waves his arms wildly.
house says "relax, i was picking lint out of my belly button."
wilson relaxes and conversation ensues.
house says "by the way, i wasn't picking lint out of my belly button."
wilson makes a scene.
wilson goes "AUGH EUGGHFHHWSBBZ AHHH 🤮🤮 EWWWW THATS DISGUSTING IM LEAVING 😱🤬🤮🤢🤮"
a normal person would just leave.
wilson WANTED to see house jacking off.
i rest my case.
"promise me, house." "i promise you."
"i want a threesome." "shouldn't we try a twosome first?"
"i need you, ok? i need you to be around as long as possible because i don't know what i'd do without you."
"i need you to tell me that you love me."
OHHH MY GODDDDD IM SLEEPING ON THE HIGHWAY TONIGHT
was it casual when i dipped into my personal vicodin stash and hand fed it to you as if you were a greek goddess eating grapes on my couch
watching house is so wild like tell me why ruby from steven universe is arguing with dr cockroach who has homoerotic tension with neil perry 💀💀
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wilson fumbled so hardddd bc if someone said to me "what i need is more important than what you're doing" i would fold IMMEDIATELY
no one has posted a kinktober 2024 fic for hilson yet. either i will take up this responsibility (unlikely) or promptly make myself a bed on the freeway
i fully believe every time they put house and/or wilson in a heterosexual relationship it was only because network execs wouldn't allow them to be together
omg he BOUGHT HIM AN ORGAN??? IM CRYINGGGG??? IF MY FUTURE MAN DOESNT TREAT ME LIKE THAT I DONT WANT HIM ‼️‼️
*cough* everyone in our building thinks we're gay *cough* 😐
"we could have been... us" son or "if you die, i'm alone" daughter
I AM A PROPHETTTT
(i had a dream abt house and wilson and house was 𝓳𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽 and i thought huh that's weird i usually don't dream abt stuff like that and then i watched an actual episode tonight where house was in fact 𝓳𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽)