hear me out... house md but they're all baristas and trying to solve coffee related mysteries
house md (muppet doctor)
i'm also gonna make a wilson one and make them kiss 😋😋
the writers gave house a yo-yo bc they knew he would be too powerful with a sticky hand
i've come to the conclusion that you can't write an adequate gay show if you want to, you have to act like you want nothing to do with gay people. act like it's the most repulsive concept to have gay characters. all the shows i've seen with canon gay couples (minus good omens and ofmd, love them <3) like heartstopper, are absolutely horrible at writing good character development and angst of those characters, whereas the gayest shows i have ever seen where 2 men are blatantly fighting the urge to kiss each other constantly, are the ones made by people who don't want them to be. hence, supernatural and house md.
"promise me, house." "i promise you."
"i want a threesome." "shouldn't we try a twosome first?"
"i need you, ok? i need you to be around as long as possible because i don't know what i'd do without you."
"i need you to tell me that you love me."
OHHH MY GODDDDD IM SLEEPING ON THE HIGHWAY TONIGHT
was it casual when i dipped into my personal vicodin stash and hand fed it to you as if you were a greek goddess eating grapes on my couch
guys... is this a safe space
will someone pls tell me if it's considered problematic to cosplay dr house for halloween if i don't use a cane, i literally can't get a straight answer on google 😭😭 (ik tumblr is probably not the best place to ask this but i'm flat out of options)
cringetober day 7 & 8: crossover/dead meme
w3mb13r reblogged
house is so cool i wish diagnosticians were real <33
wilson fumbled so hardddd bc if someone said to me "what i need is more important than what you're doing" i would fold IMMEDIATELY
i fully believe every time they put house and/or wilson in a heterosexual relationship it was only because network execs wouldn't allow them to be together
omg he BOUGHT HIM AN ORGAN??? IM CRYINGGGG??? IF MY FUTURE MAN DOESNT TREAT ME LIKE THAT I DONT WANT HIM ‼️‼️
i hate house season 6 so much WHY IS HE BALDDDDD UGHHHHH HE LOOKS LIKE THE TURTLE FROM OVER THE HEDGE
spot the difference, impossible edition
I AM A PROPHETTTT
(i had a dream abt house and wilson and house was 𝓳𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽 and i thought huh that's weird i usually don't dream abt stuff like that and then i watched an actual episode tonight where house was in fact 𝓳𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽)