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jewish, 17, auDHD, tourette's
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i think it's time i do a proper intro :)

hiii i'm elliot!!

- 17

- jewish

- biromantic acespec, ftm transgender but also agender bc gender sucks

- autism, adhd, tourette's, and probably a bunch of wacky genetic shit

fandoms:

house, falsettos, doctor who, good omens, wwdits, ofmd, umbrella academy, mcr, brooklyn 99, community, himym, muppets, fraggle rock, sesame street, the magicians, BASEketball, south park, invader zim, smiling friends, probably more that i can't think of rn

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lalaloves

I was inspired by the house big naturals post

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househrt

consider: House and Wilson are talking on the phone. House is bored and wants to have phone sex. Wilson is at work or otherwise can't do that, so he just starts talking about his day bc maybe that'll discourage House from jerking off while they talk anyway

But, if anything, Wilson's attempt at discouraging House actually encourages him so much, and he's just jerking off on the phone while Wilson pretends not to notice. Wilson is acting like house's noises on the other end are actual well-reasoned responses (Wilson says "I had a chicken salad from the cafeteria for lunch", House's breath audibly hitches, then Wilson says "Yeah, it was pretty disappointing. Not enough dressing", etc)

Then, plot twist—turns out Wilson wasn't at work. He was just being a little shit on purpose. Maybe this entire phone call was one he made as he drove to House's place so they can have actual (not phone) sex

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old timey gays. i need ur advice. when ppl talk about hanky code/carabiner flagging/etc, and they say that left and right mean different things, is that talking about how other people see it or where it is on your body?? like what if i wanna wear a hanky but in a contemporary way, like tying it around my leg or putting it through a belt loop instead of putting it in my back pocket, would it be like my left or how the person looking at me sees left ??

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i've come to the conclusion that you can't write an adequate gay show if you want to, you have to act like you want nothing to do with gay people. act like it's the most repulsive concept to have gay characters. all the shows i've seen with canon gay couples (minus good omens and ofmd, love them <3) like heartstopper, are absolutely horrible at writing good character development and angst of those characters, whereas the gayest shows i have ever seen where 2 men are blatantly fighting the urge to kiss each other constantly, are the ones made by people who don't want them to be. hence, supernatural and house md.

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which one of you queers made hilson trend. i will never forgive you (keep it going pls im begging), this is downright shameful (i will be engaging in sexual relations with the person who did this)

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