making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
This is just objectively hilarious
in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)
Patched and mended denim
The mutuals were so right. Reading On Self-Respect by Joan Didion DOES stop you from losing your fucking mind
Starting my morning off w a whole liter of water and this essay is what’s keeping me sane right now btw
What a lad
I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE
straight men are on something else
While it is true that smelling an object does not increase the frequency with which it releases odor, we can explore the idea further by rephrasing the question: “How many sniffs of an apple's scent are needed to equate to having smelled the entirety of an apple?”
Although I couldn’t find specific data on the density of apple scent in the air, a 2011 study suggests that the average lower threshold for detecting a smell in the air is around 2.77 mg/m³. Given that the scent of an apple is relatively faint, this threshold will serve as a reasonable estimate for our purposes.
According to a 2006 study, the average human sniff has a volume of approximately 500 cm³, or 0.0005 m³ . Using this data, we can estimate that one sniff of apple scent contains about 0.001385 mg of apple essence.
For comparison, an average medium-sized apple weighs roughly 182 grams, as noted in a 2023 article by Dr. Atli Arnarson for Healthline . Based on this information, it would take around 131.5 million sniffs to smell the entire mass of an apple. Given that each sniff takes approximately 1.6 seconds , and accounting for the time to exhale between sniffs, it would require nearly 14 years of continuous sniffing to fully smell an entire apple.
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
one of my favorite internet goofs is to make a fake link (eg, "sources" in a spoof article) and send people somewhere delightful. rickrolling is always a classic, but i like to mix it up with crouton, or invisible cows, or a good old zombocom to really confuse people.
you would enjoy this
i have in fact enjoyed that one, quite a lot lol
I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”
i have never related so much to a tiktok
now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable
only two wlw options
and yet no one else stood a fucking chance
New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food by Hasan Kale
