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on the hunt 🐺
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Warlock is suffocating from ghost matter in their throat, the party is trying to get it out.
Rogue: I’m gonna punch them in the stomach.
DM: ok, roll for it-
Rogue: 1.
DM: warlock, it does not help at all. In fact, it might be even MORE lodged in there, and now you feel like you’ve been punched in the stomach.
Warlock, ooc: someone dies tonight.
Cleric: Warlock, open your mouth realllly wide I have an idea.
*Cleric preceded to cast sacred flame down the warlock’s throat in hopes of using radiant damage to clear the ghost matter*
Cleric: I should roll for precision… and that’s a 5.
Cleric, ooc: Warlock I’m so sorry
DM: Hmm… Warlock, it feels like you’re eating raw judgement. Like that feeling of just shame. As if all your sins are being brought before you in your throat.
Monk, ooc: Like how when you ate a lot of food and your brain is like damn, fatass
DM: yeah, like that. It doesn’t burn, but it feels like you’re on fire.
(long pause)
Cleric: … open reallly wide we’re gonna try again-
Warlock: MMMPH!
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Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi
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orange trees
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sorry man im all booked
some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on
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Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.
If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.
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Whether you’re a devotee or a worshipper, you’re not always gonna be at your best, and there are gonna be times - maybe lots of times - where you may not feel you can give 100% to your deities. You may not even be able to talk to them at all.
That’s why I LOVE devotional jewellery or any other kind of devotional item that you can carry with your person. Just the simple act of putting on a necklace or a ring or something similar is such an amazing way of showing your deities “hey, I’m still here. I still love you. I still carry you with me.“
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