So we had a big house fire at 4am today. Luckily for us, the fire alarm worked well and so me and my flatmate got out alright and the fire brigade put it out but we can't live there until everything is fixed and cleaned.
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Slime HRT - Progress Report II
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[The video opens with a familiar bedroom setup from previous recordings. In the top right corner a timestamp of ‘10 Weeks’ is shown.]
“Okay, ten weeks. We’re ten freaking weeks into this. I’m honestly really excited for this update actually because…”
[Elise stands back a few feet and rolls up her sleeves to reveal her arms. The skin has shifted from translucent to transparent, and the musculature is present underneath, a mix of bluish-gray and red.]
“Skin’s gone! …Well, not gone gone, but it’s totally cleared up! It’s all see-through now, and that means the muscle’s gonna go next. Which I’m a little nervous about.
kalla's story - 9
4 months on changeling hrt continued
late night with erian
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- The author's poorly disguised fetish
- The author's proudly displayed fetish
- The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
- The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
- The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
- The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
- The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
- The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
- The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
- The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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Sorry I got this ad for earth wars help
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Honestly, aspirational rn
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hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
thetreeofliberty
You are appreciated
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Acipenser Lore
Acipenser is a rock sturgeon from the Great Lakes who flew away from home to find a nice stream to inhabit, and found one in Idaho! They're now a lifeguard at a small summer camp/river guardian that keeps the camp safe from people who want to shut it down and put in a parking lot. They have a dragon form but don't use it so much as their bipedal one. They like to lead water hikes and roast marshmallows with campers as well as teach about local conservation efforts!
Some accuracy notes:
- they're a Great Lakes sturgeon because of sentimental reasons but the range of sturgeon in northern Idaho is actually taken by acipenser transmontanus!
- Also I gave them a jawbone because they need it to talk and eat urban developers.
- Sturgeons do not have mullets in real life I gave them one because it's hot
Alt text under the cut!
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Kalypso! Wearing pants??? What is this world coming to! The Ollie Wride fit! Pink is Kal's color for sure!
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Sunset Shimmer Centaur!
I am a huge horse bug fan and am loving the comic so far, great stuff! :3
thank you! have a cute horse bug for your troubles :)
Anonymous asked:
Heart attacks
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WOOOOOO
Anonymous asked:
Why are you so cute?
c-come on, don't tease me
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Puddle of Little Ponies!
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close your eyes. imagine in your head a dickless cock with no balls. do you see how the image recedes from view the more language I add to it? a dickless cock. with no balls.
-George Berkeley
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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity