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mind, heart, soul

@vulcanhearted / vulcanhearted.tumblr.com

Madison. Star Trek, cats, science, tea, fantasy of all varieties.
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working in the drive-thru

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
woman: uh... it's for a boy.
me: okay congratulations
me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
woman: i want a boy toy please
me: haha dont we all
woman:
me:
me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
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this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me

👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥   bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy   (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone

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kyrianne

When people said cummings was ahead of his time, I don’t think they expected it to mean this

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reblogged
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itsbenedict

“brot3″ is one of the most unbelievable things to emerge from the internet’s neologism forge tbh

  • it starts with “OTP” for “one true pairing”
  • OTP takes on hyperbolic meaning, dropping its inherent exclusivity such that “OTPs” becomes standard lingo
  • polyamory is incorporated under “OT3″, in which the 3 replaces P so as to rhyme, rather than signify a component of the acronym
  • convention is repurposed to describe platonic relationships with “brotp”, again using a rhyme rather than acronym replacement
  • final expression for “platonic 3-way character dynamic that is important to me” expands to… “brother true three” or something like that
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