… friendship? What a foreign concept

delicate saltine layers

Thanks, Gamer Grub, for writing copy that so accurately describes your horrible product that I probably shouldn’t even add anything.

No need to stop playing to make a PB&J sandwich. Just tear open a pack and continue to play. Your taste buds will not know the difference

The same company offers a blend of byproducts and crackers called “Gamer Grub: Pizza” which is equally mind-boggling. Why is a company manufacturing shitty convenience versions of shitty convenience foods? Where are we as a species that the 30 seconds it takes to smear peanut butter and jelly on bread is INCONVENIENT?

What happened to our intricately neuroprogrammed sensory centers that we cannot tell the difference between chemical snacks and a sandwich? Perhaps the only reason the planet has not rejected us entirely and blown us into the vacuum of space is that it’s playing Call Of Duty 6: I Shoot You Face and it doesn’t want to be inconvenienced.

GAMER GRUB

bard-of-rage:

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