He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lower case letters and at least one number. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015 'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest. He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016 'Don't hold back,' she said. 'I like it rough.' 'OK,' he said, and put on the extended version of Phantom Menace with director's commentary. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016 'Mmmm, let's play doctors,' she whispered seductively. 'All right,' he said. 'You be Doctor Who and I'll be Doctor Strange.'#DoctorStrange — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 13, 2016 They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016 Despite his innocent asthmatic public image, he was a real snake in the bedroom. Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets . . . — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016 'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.' 'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 7, 2016 She said she was turned on by men who took risks . . . So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 1, 2016 'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!' 'All right' he said, and made eye contact. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016 'Hey' she said 'When you suggested kinky superhero night you said nothing about an old man!' 'Sorry' he said 'Stan Lee insisted on a cameo.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016 'I made a mistake!' she cried, 'Please don't punish me like this!' But it was too late . . She'd already installed the latest Apple update. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016 'Are you ready to be tortured in a way only a woman can torture a man?' she asked. He nodded nervously. 'OK' she said and ate half his chips — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 28, 2016 'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016 I may not know how to get a girlfriend but I know how to write bug-free software . . . I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 23, 2016 'It's so long!' she squealed 'I don't think it'll fit!' 'Sorry' he said 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters'#LoveTwittter — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 21, 2016 She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body. It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 19, 2016 His tongue explored the hole before probing deeper until she couldn't take any more. 'Would you just eat your donut already?'#FridayFeeling — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016 'Smack that bottom!' she cried, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!' 'I am' he said 'But the ketchup just won't come out'#FridayFeeling — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016 He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . . He loved Monopoly night. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 13, 2016 'Go on, touch it,' she whispered. He obeyed and was shocked as it turned red. He still hadn't got used to the Twitter Like button. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 12, 2016 She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear. 'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.' She loved it when he talked qwerty. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 11, 2016 When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again.#FridayFeeling — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 4, 2016 'I'm all yours!' she cried. 'You can do things with me you'd never dare do with any other woman!' 'All right' he said, and made eye contact. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 26, 2016 'So,' he asked, revealing the erect wood between his legs, 'Are you ready to play?' 'Play what?' she asked, nervously. 'Quidditch,' he said. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 26, 2016 He felt the cold metal close around his wrist and realised he'd made a terrible mistake. Why on earth had he bought an Apple Watch? — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 26, 2015 'Do you prefer going on top or underneath?' he asked, with a glint in his eye. 'It's up to you,' she replied. 'It's your bunk bed.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 17, 2015 She writhed on the floor, squealing at the extreme pain he had inflicted on her. 'I thought you said you'd put all your Lego bricks away!' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 10, 2015 'So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.' 'Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015