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If you've ever wanted to beat up Donald Trump, here's your chance. A New York street performer dressed as the bombastic billionaire is letting passersby punch, trample and even urinate on him — for a small fee, of course.

It's not clear how many people have taken the artist up on his offers.

Activist artist Kalan Sherrard, 28, took to Union Square Thursday dressed in a suit and Trump mask and offered up a full menu of assaults. A chance to punch the Trump-esque artist's gut will cost you $5. You can "trample" the GOP frontrunner's doppelganger for $10 and "throttle" him for $7, although the performer's cardboard sign did not elaborate on how far aggressors could take those two terms. For a whopping $300, a Trump-hater can pee on the tycoon. And if you just want a picture with the candidate look-a-like? That'll set you back $2. It's not clear how many people have taken up Sherrard on his plethora of punishment options — or how much cash he's collected. Sherrard did not immediately return the Daily News' call. There's no word on what the real Donald Trump thinks about the enterprising artist's business model. Sherrard has been arrested at least twice before for his bizarre performance artworks.

An onlooker takes a chance at beating up Trump.

Kalan Sherrard channels his inner (and outer) Donald Trump.

He was charged with disorderly conduct in 2014 after he set up a nihilist-anarchist puppet show in the Times Square subway station. The artist created a "hazardous condition" when he displayed an odd collection of mutilated marionettes on a train platform. Later that year, he was arrested in Miami for protesting at Art Basel while carrying a sex toy in his pocket. The artist claimed the mid-exhibit march was a demonstration against the nation's super-wealthy. [+]

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