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• Having a migraine
• Model patient
• 10/10

• Says he sneezed too hard
• Actually cracked a rib laughing at one of EDI’s jokes
• Points for loyalty
• 7/10

• Was testing hypothesis that ocular implants are inadequately hardened against tech attacks
• Was correct
• Claims temporary blindness was within expected outcomes
• Considers this a successful test
• 3/10

• Very polite
• Has incredible pain tolerance, which is not always helpful
• 9/10

• Won’t say what the problem is, but wants it fixed
• “You’re the doctor, you figure it out.”
• It’s a bullet wound
• “Thought it might be.”
• 5/10

• Has been forbidden from using the word ‘primitive’ in the medbay
• Is clearly still thinking it
• 2/10

• Basically heals in realtime
• It feels like cheating, but just slap on some medi-gel and give him a snack
• 9/10

• Takes medication diligently
• Yellow folder triggers memory of receiving terminal diagnosis, do not leave it out
• 9/10

• Treating any injury, no matter how small, requires opening at least two suit sections
• Gets nervous and chatty
• 8/10

• Responds very well to placebo (“With your genetics, you should recover in no time.”)
• 8/10

• Only required help once
• At least he tried to be tactful about it
• “Adequate diagnosis. Certainly, acceptable by human standards. Confess, did not require a second opinion, only second pair of hands, but, curious to hear your assessment once begun. Already devised treatment plan while waiting in elevator.”
• 7/10

• Good veins
• Short attention span
• 7/10

• Is not nearly as good at sitting still as he thinks he is
• Downplays injuries
• Will come clean when asked “Are you sure?”
• 7/10

• Difficult to treat; overactive metabolism makes typical weight-based dosage unreliable
• “Hey doc, I need a refill.”
• “For which prescribed medication?”
• “Don’t know, got anything good?”
• 6/10

• Surprisingly not self-aware of her health
• 6/10

• Will cloak to avoid medical treatment
• Worth following up if she leaves a visible blood trail
• 5/10

• Came in here once, looking for the restroom

• Does the robot dance when he thinks no one is watching

anyone remember those hair stylist flash games? (ft. 'pippi' shepard)