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@vorpalmuchness / vorpalmuchness.tumblr.com

Emma. I love horror, podcasts, and web comics. icon is from a post by @ligbi
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I know we’re all so gleeful at Katniss not correcting Peeta in front of Gale when he mentions “nights on the train” making it seem like they slept together but I think the honest truth would be worse for him.

Katniss: nothing happened, he’s just the only person who makes me feel safe in this wretched world and I only sleep peacefully in his arms

Gale: that’s so much worse than two teenagers having sex

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Garrus: Shepard, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but what did your mother call you during that transmission?
Shepard: What? When?
Garrus: "Happy birthday" then something my translator didn't catch. Was it some human term of affection? Can I call you that?
Shepard:
Shepard: Garrus, that was my name.
Garrus: Oh! Your name isn't Shepard?
Shepard: My. First. Name. Just like you're Garrus. Or mom is Hannah.
Garrus: Her name isn't Admiral?
Shepard: Oh my God.
Grunt: I totally thought your name was Commander, too.
Shepard: Oh my God!
Joker: I was gonna name my son Commander.
Shepard: What the fuck
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unseelie

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

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i'm thinking about lestat smoking as part of his rockstar aesthetic and then he has to put out a very goofy PSA where he's like "i am a vampire so i do not fear death. you puny humans must not smoke because it can hasten yours." and then he gives a very goofy thumbs up

An addition from my roommate 😂

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[MTG ART SPOTTED]

Homicidal Seclusion {4}{B}

Enchantment

As long as you control exactly one creature, that creature gets +3/+1 and has lifelink.

“Damned crows and their endless squawking … blocks out the voices in my head …” —Hermit of Hanne Hall

Illustrated by Cliff Childs

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valtsv

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

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it's always a little funny seeing people watch supernatural for the first time and they get to cas' intro and expect him to be really sweet and then he's like. threatening dean and pushing him up against the wall and chokeslamming demons and he sounds like he smokes a pack a day. and then 3 seasons from his introduction he's practically committing angel genocide. he's our little war criminal your honor <3

at the end of season 6 he betrays sam, dean, and crowley and consumes hundreds of primordial monster souls and goes a little mad with power. he also completely shatters sam's mind in the process. anyway it ends with him slaughtering like. half the angels in heaven and declaring himself the new god. cas mellows out a little over the years but he's pretty fucking far from being an innocent little guy

he exploded but he's ok now

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