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Have you played BUFFY The Vampire Slayer Roleplaying Game ?

By C. J. Carella

The graveyard is cold and still. Bright moonlight deepens the shadows. The silence is disturbed by a throaty moan. Breaking through the soft, recently packed earth, a claw extends, sharp and grasping. A sickly sweet stench rises with the corpse. Desperate hunger is etched on it cadaverous face, a hunger for your blood!

Buffy: Alright, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day? -3.10, Amends

No we don't. It's time to slay. Get ready for action and adventure, Buffy-style.

Now you can join the Slayer's world!

Inside these lustrous covers, you will find:An introduction to roleplaying and the Buffyverse A guide to character creation, including pre-constructed Heroes and White Hats, as well as the entire Original Cast, for your quick-play pleasure The Buffy Unisystem, streamlined for cinematic slayage and sneakage A primer on magic mojo, for those who dare A guide to the hotspots of Sunnydale The monsters of mayhem, all stat-ed out and ready-to-slay, and the skinny on the first five Big Bads Blow-by-blow instructions for creating Buffy roleplaying Episodes, Seasons and Series A complete Episode to get slaying fast and easy A guide to Buffyspeak to add sparkle to your dialogue

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Have you played DEAD AIR ?

By Fiona Ruthven

DEAD AIR is a solo RPG about running a radio station after a nuclear apocalypse. The elevator pitch is Threads meets The Thick of It - DEAD AIR faces the unrelenting horror of nuclear obliteration with the grim certainty that things can always get worse.

The 48 page zine takes the form of a collection of found documents collected before and after the bombs fell. You will take on the role of station manager, alongside any other roles that you can't find wasteland survivors to fill. The job will have you spending as much time trying to make sense of ancient and conflicting broadcast guidance as you will keeping the generators running (and the wolves at bay).

The only materials required to play are a deck of playing cards, a pen and paper, and a copy of the zine. Optionally, you can record your programmes live if you have access to (even very basic) recording equipment and a desire to perform!

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camlannpod

ANNOUNCEMENT!

On Friday 5th July we released a gapless, album version of season one of Camlann on the @tincanaudio Bandcamp page!

This is a version of the series designed to be listened to in one go, with no housekeeping at the end of episodes. There's also a blooper reel!

All proceeds made from the sale of this album will go towards funding season 2 . Tell your friends!

Highly recommended, hoping they get enough money to pay creatives for season 2!

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Have you always wanted to become a scientist with a loose grasp on morality? Have you ever looked at Victor Frankenstein and thought "I can do better" (not at being a parent, at stitching together random body parts into something that never asked to be alive)?

Well now you can!

I've just released my entry to the One-Page RPG Jam 2024! It's called What Scraps Are Left, and it solves two problems at once: wanting to become an ethically-challenged "practitioner" of the sciences and getting rid of a load of documents whose existence you despise in an entertaining way!

So, why not grab a few friends, a pair of scissor and a bunch of hated documents and set to work creating an awful facimile of life sure to terrify the townsfolk! Good luck with the torches and pitchforks!

Get the game here:

Enter the jam or check out the other excellent entries here:

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I think about this moment a lot

okay if you’re like “what is TAZ” this is UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is good

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tmos-time

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... CongratulationsYou have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh Bryan, I’m so proud of zem I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Ill see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

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bunniope

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

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grimeclown

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

I mean they

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Have you played UPRIVER, DOWNRIVER

By Ella Watts

All you’ve ever known is the Great River.

Gather your crew and swear a magical Oath — to each other, to your ship, and to your goal to reach the Source of the River or cross the horizon of the Sea. No one has ever found the Source and no one has ever come back from the Sea. Journey to four locations along the River, each tied to one of the major arcana, never moving backwards and never lingering for more than 72 hours, but impacting life on the River all the same.

Your time on the River is short, but that it is insignificant.

Upriver, Downriver uses a combination of polyhedral dice and tarot cards to guide the narrative through four to twelve 3-4 hour sessions.

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The beta version of BAD HAND is now available on Ko-fi and itch.io! 🔥

BAD HAND is a two player, gmless, character-focused mini TTRPG about sacrifice, debt, and blackjack, designed to be picked up and played easily in a single sitting.

Special thanks to @ajihaew for putting together the PDFs, to my friends for their many eyes emojis and DLC ideas during the process, and to my supporters on Ko-fi for bagel money and being so patient!

If you play, your feedback is greatly appreciated!!

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Have you played HERE, THERE, BE MONSTERS !

by Wendi Yu @wendiyu

here, there, be monsters! is a rules-lite response to monster-hunting media from the monsters' point of view. It's both a love letter and a middle finger to stuff like Hellboy (and the BPRD), the SCP Foundation, the Men in Black, the World of Darkness games and the Urban Fantasy genre in general.

It is an explicitly queer, antifascist and anti-capitalist game about the monstrous and the weird, in any flavor you want, not as something to be feared, but to be cherished and protected.

Play as a diverse crew of monstrous, anomalous or just generally odd beings, fighting against those who would use, abuse or even annihilate you. reate and populate your own supernatural underworld, abnormal gang and extra-dimensional haven. Hunt monster hunters! Punch nazi occultists! Eat the rich! Protect each other! Fight back! Here, there, be monsters!

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I love the idea that this is just a standard trade delay. Like merchants are just reacting like someone said the trucks broke down or something.

"Hey why hasn't my shipment arrived?"

"Oh theres a group of blood demon worshippers mangling the reality of the road."

"Well shit. Any guess on how much extra time its gonna take?"

"Hard to say. Should be a ten mile journey but every new estimate given of the middle stretch seems to be in terms of emotion and color. Looks like it's now 8.1 miles plus the color of sunset on a spring evening after you've eaten a good meal with good friends. Call it an extra day."

You call them level thirty demons, we call them job creators. The economy depends heavily upon the continuous flow of monetary exchange between adventurers needing magical and mundane objects, and the producers of quality goods. Because of the mobility of adventuring groups, moderately even distribution of resources is assured by monsters who capture valuable trade items which are recovered by adventures and subsequently enter the economy of multiple cities. Frankly, if it was not for various dragons and giants the entire world would have become a capitalist nightmare.

okay not to break the flow here but I am once again begging people to listen to The Dungeon Economic Model by @tincanaudio

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anistarrose

[ID:

  1. a wiki screenshot showing the Adventure Zone episode "Moonlighting: Chapter Two" was released February 26th, 2015.
  2. a tumblr textpost reading: "ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on" with a reblog edited to read: "fuck this post and happy birthday lucretia adventurezones".

End ID.]

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it didn’t quite make it into the meme, but @nekosd43 requested i draw my favorite taz character! surprise surprise, it’s lucretia, and yes, i still do cry every time i listen to madame director

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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

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