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Anonymous asked:

in honor of spooky month! any halloween headcanons for the cullens? i know you made a post about emmett and bella making jake watch gory movies but what about the rest of them ? i feel like some pumpkin carving contests where rosalie's pumpkins HAS to be better than edward's of course.

edward and rosalie are the reason competitions of any kind are strictly banned in the cullen house…it’s participation trophies only for these snowflakes

and I know it doesn’t work with canon timelines, but consider:

 edbella spend halloween together while bella is still human. she decides she wants to carve a pumpkin and thus begins the most harrowing hour of edward’s life as he watches bella jerk an enormous knife haphazardly through the pumpkin, coming this close to slicing off an appendage several times

bella: you know technically I’d be safer doing this if you weren’t here

edward:

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